dog food funny..PG13
From MSgt Seth Alexander, here's his story....... I have a dog & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking [myself] and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack as he staggered out the door laughing loudly. |
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 Sounds like something from one of the Blue Collar Comedy tour guys! In fact I think it was........and MSgt Seth was just repeating it..........but I'm soooooo sorry I wasn't there to observe |
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| Mr. J just got that in the mail from his father. Thought it was so funny he called me from work to tell me it. |
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