What does your fortune cookie message say ?

Mine reads:

About time I got out of that cookie.
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I've gotten some funny ones:

If these things were really smart, I probly wouldn't work in a fortune cookie factory.

Help, trapped in Chinese food basement!

Your ambition will lead you to be ambitious.

This cookie is probly stale.

Hope you enjoyed your male. (was supposed to say meal)
I always read mine to everyone at the table:

"Help! I'm being held prisoner in a chinese fortune cookie factory!"
(Sorry Ed, it's the truth, and I'm older.)

But my all time favorite, the one that actually made me laugh out loud, because it caught me by surprise?

"You will order a take out tonight."

I thought that "marketing" was very clever. I wonder if anyone EVER actually ordered an extra takeout because of it. I highly doubt it! But I laughed.
Does anybody else add the "in bed" thing to the end of their fortune cookie or is that just a dumb, infantile thing left over from college?
Maxmm wrote:
Does anybody else add the "in bed" thing to the end of their fortune cookie or is that just a dumb, infantile thing left over from college?
Every time, but only because Joan likes it, and still get a big kick out of it. :kiss:

Somethings some people never grow out of! Isn't it wonderful?
WooHoo for never being too old for some things!!!!
Everything is better when you add "in bed." :lol:
Joahaeyo wrote:
Everything is better when you add "in bed." :lol:

in bed.



wow you're right!
zahra wrote:
Mine reads:

About time I got out of that cookie.


Cute.
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