If you are a fan of blonde jokes... got a few here.
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.......and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says, "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?" SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and ask s her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!" |
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| What do you call a smart blonde? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? A golden retriever!  |
Deb, isnt that more of a redhead???????  |
| Ah...how did you know **I'm*** a redhead ???????? |
L'oreal 27A redhead? 
susan (who is one) |
| :roll: I don't know!!!! My hairdresser does it. All I know is that I'm a "level 8" whatever the heck that is!!!! In Key West, a salesperson said to me, Gee...I didn't know redheads could get that tan. I said...Oh, I don't think they can  |
| never heard of level 8, but I'll look at Sally's Beauty Supply to see if that gives me a clue.
Yeah,  I tan up quite easily for a red head too
susan |
| People often say to me "What a beautiful shade of red! Is that your natural color?" and I reply "Yes, it is!" Of course, I had to take my high school graduation photo to my hairdresser in order to recreate my natural color, but it is pretty darn close And of course, I don't tan. Just freckle! |
| But if Sue let all of her freckles meld together....she'd have one heck of a tan! |
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