For the ladies, FUNNY-How men should talk to women!
DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some chocolate. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some chocolate What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some chocolate. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a glass of wine with that? Here, have some chocolate. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some more chocolate. Things PMS Stands For: Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Perpetual Munching Spree Puffy Mid-Section People Make me Sick Provide Me with Sweets Pardon My Sobbing Pimples May Surface Pass My Sweat pants Plainly; Men Suck Pack My Stuff and my favorite one . Potential Murder Suspect Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!! |
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LMAO  |
| I've suffered from PMS al my life......
Putting up with Men's, ummmm "Stuff" |
| Haven't we all. |
TOO funny!!  |
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