Good gracious. What crawled up there and died
 
no anal gland problems, she's already pooped, she just has bad gas sometimes. i'm sitting here wondering where my emergency mask is that we bought for volcano eruptions.  |
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Quote: emergency mask is that we bought for volcano eruptions
WHAAATTTT???? You guys are near a volcano? Ok that is waaayyyy too scary for me. Volcanoes and places with serious earthquakes are on my don't move there ever list- so I guess Japan is really a no go, they have both. Anyhow- if the volcano starts TO RUMBLE- RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY FAST!!! Luckily I think they can predict those, right? Sorry, off topic. Every once in a while Pip gets bad gas too  Uck- so gross, and it seems to waft all over the house too bleck! |
| Yeah... St. Augustine
It recently made the news (for about a month) because it had erupted again, and we were code red the first week. It never did anything significant though. Some ashes blew into some neighboring towns, but that's it. We were still told to be prepared and buy masks. ..and as you probably know, Alaska is known for the LARGEST earthquake. They say we get them pretty regularly here but I live outside of town so haven't felt one yet. I just hear about them on the news. SCARES ME TOO!!! I've never had to deal with earthquakes OR volcanos. |
I hope you are sitting on rock and not some alluvial fill or other quacking mass. Doesn't take much to get the muck moving. As for volcanoes, Alaska, Hawaii, Washington, Wyoming.....it's all too spooky. Fortunately you get warnings. That's when you take a long vacation and post a for sale sign  . Actually article in Sunday paper here how our volcanoes may someday wake up. They aren't even rumbling, just a rare quiver. |
As Tasker get's older his gas gets WORSE  I swear he get's old man farts now!!! |
| What are old man farts? The only thing I can think of that "old men do" is just fart out loud ever so randomly.
What sucks about yuki is she is not as easily offended as my maltese. When my maltese farts, I sniff her butt (cause I 'm sick) and tell her it was SO GROSSS.. EWWWWW. She feels terrible (sticks her head and tail down) and comes to my lap for attn/reassurance that she doesn't stink anymore. My husband thinks I'm terrible. Anyway, but Yuki is not affected by her small farts. Unless she has done something ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE... she thinks nothing of me sniffing her butt and saying EWWW. I'm weird. I know it. |
| Yep, you're right, your weird! but we like ya anyways... and no fair complaining about stinky farts if you're going to the trouble to smell their behinds!!!! I run away and cover my nose when Pip is stinky!!!! |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......... Old man farts are welllllllllllllllll OLD!!!!!!!!!! and REALLY SMELLY, I guess you have to be a nurse to appreciate that!!!!!!! Whats funny is that Doug and I were just having a discussion about dog farts this weekend (I know, we should have better things to discuss). I don't think I've ever heard Ty fart........ I have a really bad cold and this weekend I couldn't sleep for coughing, I was laying in bed on Sat night listening to all the snoring and farting that the "boys" were doing (Tasker Ty AND DOUG  ) thinking GOSH THIS IS A NOISEY PLACE AT NIGHT!!!!! I noticed that Ty snores but doesn't fart........ I won't tell you what Doug said I DO IN MY SLEEP  |
| I RARELY hear my maltese fart. I just can smell it. It wasn't until this year I heard a random POP out of her behind.
My husband is going to kill me but when sleeps... he farts, and if I hear it.. I HIT HIM and say Gross.. "Air that crap out" ...because I have this thing with lifting the sheets up or your butt UP in the air because I don't want the sheets to stink..... but he always pretends to be dead asleep. In the morning, he tells me that he heard everything I said, but he likes playing it off because he's embarrassed ...and it's not like he did it on purpose since he was asleep. ...just that after such a loud bomb is dropped, it wakes him up. |
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THAT IS HILARIOUS! |
Jo, you are weird 
At handling class last week one of the dogs had the worst smelling gas anyone had ever encountered. None of us knew if it was our dog or not so we kept quiet, until our youngest member yelled out "gawd! evil dog farts! who done it?!"
So, of course everyone laughed, and then when a little boston terrier was put up on a table she let one go and we knew whose fault it was. I couldn't believe something so little could make such a big stink. |
Faith never seems to fart....Merlin farts occasionally... Avalon farts a lot.... Avalon's farts are REALLY Audible  And STINKY  Everytime she sits down....PFFFT
The kids jokingly said her stump of her tail is her fart button.
She sure can clear a room in a hurry
Jo....if Avalon were your dog....you wouldnt try sniffing her butt  |
| The worst are the silent but deadly |
WizardMerlin wrote: Faith never seems to fart....Merlin farts occasionally... Avalon farts a lot.... Avalon's farts are REALLY Audible
And STINKY Everytime she sits down....PFFFT The kids jokingly said her stump of her tail is her fart button. She sure can clear a room in a hurry I love farts! They're so funny. Not the silent girl ones. They're boring. Just the ones you can hear. My SIL HATES THEM. To a point that she will dislike you if you talk about them. How can you not laugh when you hear one? |
| They don't fart when on the couch or the big chair, just the floor; however, all bets off when they are on the beds. Fabreeze is kept close. |
LMAO  We love farts in our house too! I was brought up where my parents farted out loud and we all laughed until we cried...we still do
Annie's farts are deadly and smell like salami. My husband's can be deadly too...then again, so are some of mine
I haven't heard or smelled Foz's farts yet. The other day we were out in the yard and a trained about 1/2 a mile away screeched to a very loud stop which sounded like a HUGE fart. Foz freaked out, spun around, with his head to his tush...he thought he farted |
| This whole thread is WAY too funny, and I'm amazed at how candid everyone is about their dogs' (and their own) farts!!
Drez has to be the queen of Fartdom, though. Until recently, the only time we knew she farted was when we smelled it - and man! Could she clear out a room in a hurry! She was absolute queen of the SBDs (silent but deadly). When we'd yell and leave the room, she'd just look at us like - hey! Where's everybody going??
She no longer uses the SBD form. She's VERY, VERY audible! We were in the TV room last night and she was laying in the foyer, about 8 feet away from us. All of a sudden, even over the TV, we hear this LONG string of farts. We just sat there in hysterics, and no more than 3 minutes later, she did it again!! And all the while, she was flat on the floor, didn't even raise her head. Geesh!! |
| this thread is way to funny. In our house ive got the dogs and the kids and hubby who think its it really funny who can do the loudest i think my 9yr old daughter wins out. the 9yr old thinks its so comical she cant stop laughing. |
Quote: Annie's farts are deadly and smell like salami. My husband's can be deadly too...then again, so are some of mine really? mine smell like roses. the only time mr. J has EVER heard me fart was when I was pregnant. The entire first trimester... our house smelled like rotten eggs. Absolutely nothing I could control. Quote: i think my 9yr old daughter wins out
really? |
| Stop!! Y'all are killing me over here!! |
| Sky gets all excited if anyone farts.... just HAS to rush over to investigate, even her own. |
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that's my kind of dog |
Joahaeyo wrote: Quote: Annie's farts are deadly and smell like salami. My husband's can be deadly too...then again, so are some of mine really? mine smell like roses. the only time mr. J has EVER heard me fart was when I was pregnant. The entire first trimester... our house smelled like rotten eggs. Absolutely nothing I could control. Eh..just let 'em out! Everyone does it!!! |
| not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! (at least not in front of guys ) I'm always the first chick to do it though if I'm with the ladies. they're the quiet ones, but i have to announce it ....because i'm sick.
I just like to be in the room when someone else lets it rip. as long as they lift their butt off my sofa afterwards of course. |
You won't believe what happened last night??? I made stir fry for dinner and thought, "I hope I don't have gas tonight". I went to a scrapbook crop at woman's home who is a Creative Memories consultant. She is a friend of my neighbor's and I've only met her and another gal a handful of times. I was sitting on the floor looking at a book and went to get up. Guess what??? I tooted  It totally snuck out and of course it was a very brief moment when noone was talking. I was mortified! Normally I wouldn't be, but I barely knows these ladies. They totally laughed about it and I think it completely broke the ice with all of us. Everyone was more open the rest of the evening. Before I left, I promised them that the next time I'll eat beans beforehand so I can be really loud . |
| My mouth is wide open. I WOULD HAVE DIED ......even if everyone laughed. I would be giving 101 reasons too to why I slipped mixed in with several apologies. My face is red FOR YOU.
oh my gosh, ......YOU TOOTER!!!! |
| My favorite is when they don't realize what it was. They hear the sound and then look at their butt like "what was that?!". hee-hee |
WOW I HAVE EVEN SHARED THIS WITH MY CO-WORKES WE HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ALL DAY AT THE RESPONSES. CODY MY BOY CAN CLEAR A ROOM AND HE IS SOOOOO NOISY AND HE GETS EXCITED AFTER HE FARTS. OLIVE HOWEVER IS STILL YOUNG ENOUGH TO WOUNDER. SHE TOOTS AND THEN FLIPS OVER TO SNIFF HE ROWN BUT AND HER LOOK IS LOKE WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT AND SHE IS WAITING FOR IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN. IT IS SO FUNNY. sOME MENTIONED THEY FART IN SLEEP WELL MY OLIVE STARTS HAVING SO REALLY GOOD DREAM AND THEM ... WHAM FART CENTRAL AND WOW THEY ARE NOT PLESANT. PEOPLE AND DOGS ARE JUST FUNNY. LIFE IS BETTER IWTH A SENSE OF HUMOUR  ANYWAY THANKS FOR THE LAUGH GUYS. |
Joahaeyo wrote: When my maltese farts, I sniff her butt (cause I 'm sick) and tell her it was SO GROSSS.. EWWWWW.
Okay wierd and BRAVE to publicly announce that you do such a thing..........................  |
Stacy wrote: You won't believe what happened last night??? I made stir fry for dinner and thought, "I hope I don't have gas tonight". I went to a scrapbook crop at woman's home who is a Creative Memories consultant. She is a friend of my neighbor's and I've only met her and another gal a handful of times. I was sitting on the floor looking at a book and went to get up. Guess what??? I tooted
It totally snuck out and of course it was a very brief moment when noone was talking. I was mortified! Normally I wouldn't be, but I barely knows these ladies. They totally laughed about it and I think it completely broke the ice with all of us. Everyone was more open the rest of the evening. Before I left, I promised them that the next time I'll eat beans beforehand so I can be really loud .Awwwww...... see? It's not love that makes the world go 'round! It's farts! LMAO |
Quote: LIFE IS BETTER IWTH A SENSE OF HUMOUR
I Agree!! Laughter and Sheepies! |
| Bunker can clear a room in a hurry. She likes to sit on the laminate and let them rip. As they echo she smells her butt and leaves the room. The last few times, it's been skunk smell. Enough to make me puke!!!! |
| Pepsi's have been so LOUD lately. He will pass gass. Then look at his butt. Then as soon as he smells it he runs out of the room. |
| Oh MY GOD this thread is pee in your pants funny!!!! I'm already having trouble breathing due to allergies. Now I am really gasping!! Thanks for the hilarious stories!!! No better way to die than LMAO!!!! Excuse me while I go change my britches again.
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