For those over 50
>> >1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. >2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. >3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. >4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you?" >5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. >6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. >7. Things you buy now won't wear out. >8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm. >9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. (MAYBE) >10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. >11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. >12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. >13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the >room= >14. You sing along with elevator music. >15. Your eyes won't get much worse. >16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. >17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national >weather service. >18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember >them either. >19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. >20. You can't remember who sent you this list. And, you notice these are >all in Big Print for your convenience. |
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LOL very funny, I am way over that mark  |
| Yeah, so........??? What's your point? Those are statements of truth.
LOL! |
21. AARP sends you fan mail weekly 
( I love this list !) |
| Too funny, but ouch! Too close to home!! |
Whoa boy...yep...that's me  !!!Thanks |
Lol. I'm not in that group yet but I used the first one on my mom the other night. She was talking about walking out to her car at night with the other women at work (who are all her age) and I told her that kidnappers weren't interested in them anymore. I won't repeat back what she said because this forum is family friendly.  |
As a member of the "club" (just barely) I'd have to say I agree with all of them except #9................... I couldn't live without EITHER  |
Oh sure Ginny...now you're just bragging!!!!  Oh BTW...did I mention my husband is 13 years younger than me? WOO HOO!!!! |
| Yes, but don't forget, MY MAN is a TOM SELLECK LOOK ALIKE
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  |
| WHOA JACKSON!!! No wonder you don't agree with number 9. Only one question. Does he always carry Ronald McDonald around with him?????? Curious minds want to know!!!! |
| EXCUSEEEEEEE ME, that would be frosty the snowman, not Ronald McDonald!!!! Pic is from a Christmas party, Ron nicely photo shopped old frosty out for me on another thread but the one is my camera still has old frosty in the pocket!! |
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| Awww...that's sorta sad. It gave him a very sensitive look. (But by golly, he is a fine lookin' man!) |
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Ron to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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