The Rules for Chocolate
2) Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. 3) The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. 4)Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. 5) A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? 6) If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other? 7) Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit. Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully. 9) Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate. 10) Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. 11) If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? 
lisaoes |
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| UH MY GOSH !!
Lisa that is so funny. I am not a choc lover now but once was so I can remember the same things I didLOLOLOLO  |
| LOL... cute.... |
| I like that one! I eat a lot of it too. I hate that I do, but ever since I got pregnant ...it's like bread to me. Have to have at some point of the day ...several times a day. |
| Too funny!! |
| All make sense to me! |
lisaoes wrote: Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit. That was a complete Laugh Out Loud moment. Ain't it the truth! |
| LOL! I'm not a huge chocolate fan, but Jelly Bellys are my chocolate - yum! |
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