New Year Resolutions for Pets
 New Year Resolutions for Pets
15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. 13. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. 12. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. 11. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener. 10. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows. 9. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars. 8. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds. 7. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on steroids, or they'll flush me! 6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year. 5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much. 4. Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post. 3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock. 2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets... 1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT'S HAND |
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| Love that stacy LOL |
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| Jo - the new avatar is too precious!!! Love, love, love it!!! |
I can't get enough of little J.  |
| And who could blame you?? Doesn't he smell wonderful?? And look so peaceful when he's sleeping?? |
| They sleep? When does this start? |
Joahaeyo wrote: They sleep? When does this start?
When they are teenagers and it's Saterday morning and they are supposed to be cleaniong their room. Til thin, FORGET IT, your sleeping days ARE OVER  |
Tasker's Mom wrote: Joahaeyo wrote: They sleep? When does this start? When they are teenagers and it's Saterday morning and they are supposed to be cleaniong their room. Til thin, FORGET IT, your sleeping days ARE OVER This whole post is very funny. How true. #8 and # 12 are my favorites for the New Years resolutions. Mardi just stuck his nose in the peanut butter pie when I had the fridge open cleaning it out. Well almost in it I think I caught him in time. |
| Very Cute!
Here are my additions: - I will not knock mom over anymore while running at full speed - I will not leave puddles of water from my drippy beard all over the house anymore |
| Those are great!!! |
By the way, I want to mention.... my spelling isn't really that bad, I just got a new key board (dumped coffee on the old) and it's shaped a bit differently than the old so my typing is terrible  . I am not good at proof reading. The last few days I've looked backed at some of my posts and thought OH MYYYYYYYYY (not that my spelling is usually of such high quality) |
| Love the additions, Verve
Ginny, no need to apologize for spelling errors. We know you missed that week in school! |
Annie's Mom wrote: Love the additions, Verve
Ginny, no need to apologize for spelling errors. We know you missed that week in school! What is REALLY bad is when your children start to correct you!!! My daughter is a THIRD year English Education major, she is now not only correcting my spelling but correcting my grammer . What do I know, I'm just a nurse, I only save lives!!!! |
| Poor Ginny...if it makes you feel any better....My mom was a stickler for a clean house...had to make the beds the "right" way etc...well, when she was out here for xmas...I went into her room and she didnt have the bed made the "right" way...so I proceeded to show her...just like she did us...I got a tongue lashing and a swat on the butt...at 38...but she did make the bed the correct way after that....lol..apples really dont fall to far from the tree........... |
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