I didn't write it !! LOL Evening Classes for Men
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS. Step by step guide with slide presentation. TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR. Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics). DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. REMOTE CONTROL. Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS. Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum. DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play. HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. PowerPoint presentation. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. Real life testimonial from the one man who did. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation. LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER. Online class and role playing. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE. Bring your calendar or PDA to class. GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME. Individual counselors available. If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving one be me.    |
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| Thanks for the first laugh of the day. The last one "Get Over It" brought tears to my eyes! |
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Very cute.  |
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Very funny! If only it weren't SO truly needed!
Chris |
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 Ok, maybe I'm just in a foul mood today but this strikes me as exactly the sort of offensive sexist crap (be it meant in fun or not) that women have justifiably decried for many years. Two wrongs do not make a right:  
I know a number of women and have altogether too many ex-wives to whom these "criticisms" apply just as much, if not more so, than almost any man I know. Peeved Carl |
You're welcome to add a list for women Carl  |
| that cheered me up. |
 That made my day! |
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