Family wins huge multi-state lottery-How to break the news?
She gets very excited, but then worries about how to tell her husband about their good fortune. He has been undergoing treatment for a heart condition, so she's afraid that such good news could be dangerous. So she calls up her husband's cardiologist and explains the situation. He says: "Don't worry. Bring him in for an appointment today, and I'll tell him." So she brings her husband to the cardiologist, barely able to contain herself on the way. They go into the cardiologist's office together and he begins to listen to his heart. As he's listening, he strikes up a conversation: The cardiologist says: "Did you hear somebody from our state won the big lottery?" "Yeah, imagine that," he replies. The cardiologist continues: "Say, what would you do if YOU won the lottery?" The man chuckles and says: "I'd give half to you!" And the cardiologist drops dead. |
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| Where's that rim shot icon?
Ba-doom.  |
Heeheeheehee |
As a CARDIAC REHAB nurse I find that paticularly amusing But, wish I could have PICKED the Cardiologist  |
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