Why Dogs don't use Computers
19. ) Fetch command not available on all platforms. 18. ) Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. 17. ) Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit. 16.) Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail." 15.) Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating. 14. ) Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway that they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working. 13.) Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee. 12.) Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver. 11.) Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging. 10.) Oh, but they WILL... with introduction of Microsoft Opposable Thumb. 9.) Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome 8.) `Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand... 7.) Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software. 6.) SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test. 5.) SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question! 4.) Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever. 3.) Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg. 2.) Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms. and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers... 1.) TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. * * 1. Too Damn Hard To Type With Paws. Thought it was cute. |
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That is so funny, will have to save that one as it explains a lot to my girls to stay away from my computer  |
I love it!!!  |
| Awesome! |
| Hysterical, thanks for the laugh!
Elissa |
| I have to save this one forsure...hilarious. |
| very cute, #1 cracked me up, especially because walter always steps on my laptop and it looks just like that. |
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