Top ten ways to know you probably have enough dogs
1. Your furnace repairman asks when the last time your air filter was vaccinated for rabies. 2. The dust bunnies under the china cabinet can be heard growling at the vacuum cleaner. If you manage to blow them out of hiding, they are sometimes mistaken for Lhasa Apsos. 3. The Lawn Green salesmen skip your house when promoting their service in your neighborhood 4. Your closet reveals a year around wardrobe rich in tweeds and herringbones. You have wondered if that 'winter camouflage' the kids were wearing wouldn't make a good Canine Camo and if anyone is making furniture throws out of it yet. 5. A fence to fence cement patio is being considered as a viable alternative to grass seed in the back yard. 6. You have reserved parking with your own name tag at the local Petco, Petsmart, Chow Hound or Pet Supplies Plus stores, but the carry out kids disappear when they see you coming. 7. Your vet's phone number is number one on your speed dial if you don't have children, number two behind the pediatrician if you do, and your mother-in-law was bumped in favor of the pet sitter months ago. 8. Your snow shovel and bamboo rake are both in year around use as a pooper scooper. 9. You've contemplated the contents of the lint filter on your dryer and wondered why you waste your time grooming dogs. 10.Viewing these contents, you just know there's a market for Colliester sweaters, Chowchilla coats and OES yarns and wonder why Martha Stewart doesn't have a show on Animal Planet yet. |
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I should print this and have it framed near my front door. 
Marianne and the boys |
| If you only get 7 out of 10 does that mean you need to get 3 more dogs |
| They missed my 55 gallon trash container filled with dog hair waiting for spinning.
The vacuum cleaners killed by dog hair waiting for repair. Actually I'm getting to know my way around several brand's replacement parts websites. Trying to purchase carpeting that hides muddy paws, vomit stains, puppy pee and poop, and hair. Praying the black spot on the wall is just mud spot and not a tick. Purchasing draperies at WalMart because the dogs shred anything else. Using the excuse not the scrape the dog slobber off the patio door...if the glass was clean they'd bump into it. Having dog guards on all the screen doors and wishing they were taller. Keeping the lids down on the toilets least you find: wet seats or floating dog toys. Eternally thanking the tile guy who suggest mud brown color grout inbetween the floor tiles. Looking up at the cathedral ceiling.........and seeing dried dog slobber 14 feet up (happened to a friend). Getting out of entertaining and houseguests by simply saying, "Oh, you want to come to the kennel?" Dreaming of a chance to sleep......alone, all alone........in a bed.....stretching out in four directions and not hitting a dog. I'll stop for now sheepieboss |
Quote: Getting out of entertaining and houseguests by simply saying, "Oh, you want to come to the kennel?"
Perfect! LOL |
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