Cool New Italian Diet - Eat all the pasta you want!

I couldn't resist. This was hilarious.


The Italian Diet - It Really Works!

1) You walka pasta da bakery.

2) You walka pasta da candy store.

3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND...... CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional
studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.
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LMAO....Leanne that is a good one!!!!
ROTFLMAO! If only ROTFLAMO would really work............
TOO funny!
Chris
LOL... that's great! :)
LMAO.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hilarious :lol:
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