Ya gotta love Maxine!
C _____________________________ MAXINE I'm ready to listen . . . are you ready to think? Why don't you slip into something more comfortable . . . like a coma. Never go to bed angry . . . stay up to plot your revenge! Have a nice day! (someplace else) Don't believe everything you think. Well, aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need. Shhh . . . that's the sound of nobody caring what you think. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning? I don't know what your problem is . . . but I bet it's hard to pronounce. If you have something to say, raise your hand . . . and place it over your mouth. Before you came along, we were hungry . . . now we're fed up. You're not yourself today . . . I noticed the improvement immediately. Would you like some cheese to go with that whine? I'm busy now . . . can I ignore you some other time? Don't let your mind wander . . . it's too small to be let out on its own. You really are as pretty as a picture . . . I'd like to hang you. I'd like to give you a going away present . . . first, do your part. I hear you changed your mind at last . . . what did you do with the diaper? There is no vaccine against stupidity! |
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 Isn't it amazing that she's written by a man?? He does a cranky old woman so well!! |
| The best part about my job is that after I read these things I get to say them to cops, all day, every day.
Thanks for the ammunition Chris! I'll be thinking of you while I use them today. You can say you've used them by association. |
| Same here. I get the feeling that there will be a lot of "adorable black holes of need" here at the office today. |
I have a Maxineism hanging in my office...... It's a picture of Maxine sitting at a desk drinking coffee saying, Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bull S@&* around your lips. Of course it's hanging where only I can see it!!!!  |
| LOVE it!
Chris |
Quote: Well, aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need.
This is my favorite!!!!!
I'm going to use it!  |
| they are all awesome...lol..I cant just pick one as my favorite. |
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