Smart Dog

I'm Dudley. My mommy doesn't know that I have my own forum ID yet. You might know her as "kweenkmatt:".

I'm a real smart dog, but I like to play dumb sometimes to confuse people. One day I hope to get my own computer. There will be a special key for bones, and a special key for food that falls on the floor. When these keys are pressed, the goodies will automatically appear. I've got it all worked out. I'm so smart that I can drive without a license!

~Duds.
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Hi Dudley! You look like a hard-working guy!

Hi Valerie,

I'm a hard working boy, allright. I need a job or else I will make mischief and get into trouble.

Your pal,
~Dudley.
I hear you! Tired dog = happy dog (at least, that's what I keep telling Chumley).
Hi dudley!!!

I hope Lennon And Sofa don't read this post, or they'll want to star using the computer too... They already stole our car and my credit card the other day to go out on a joyride at the mall! 8O
What's a mall, Saul? Is that like the PetSmart? I don't know if my mommy has taken me to one of those yet.

~Duds.
Dudley,
Just wait til you figure out how to get ahold of her VISA card and USE E-BAY!!! Ty and I have a ball while she's at work!!!!!!! SHe shops so much on line she forgets what she buys anyway :D :D :D :D :D
Tasker
Dudley,
I would love to get a hold of Mommy's Visa Card too. I would head right to Petsmart and buy everything dog related in the store. Especially toys... Toys, Toys and more toys. What is a mall? Do they have dog stuff there? Dudley I can't drive so can you drive us to this mall place? Or since I am so far away.. Maybe next time Lennon and Sofa steal the car they can come pick me up?... Then we will go on a road trip to NJ and we can all hit the mall. Who's up for it?
Pepsi
Dudley, Tasker, Ty & Pepsi,

Can you give us pawrections to drive to your home? Next time we take mommy's car we can pick you up and show you what a mall is... It's really cool, with lots of people that pet you and give you stuff, and then we can go to Petsmart and buy some stuff with that Visa thing of yours... Is it like mom's AMEX chew toy? It was really crunchy!

Lennon & Sofa.
Lennon & SOFA:
DON'T CHEW IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No matter how much fun it is to chew, if you chew it up you can't buy neat stuff with it. Something about a magnet strip not working 8O 8O . Come on over, HEAD EAST!!!!!!!!!!!! My Mom has a check book with LOTS OF CHECKS in it toooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TASKER & TY :twisted:
I don't like checks! Every time mommy takes us to the vet, it's because they are going to "check" us. Which way is east? Right Paw or Left Paw?

Mommy got a new AMEX chew thing last month... You mean if we don't chew it we can buy stuff?!? They only take shiny new toys in the store? We'll as Saul to wash ours and see what we can get for them!
Get up REAL early, face the sun, walk straight ahead, keep walking til hou hit water :D
Tasker

These checks are in Mom's purse and Dad gets red in the face when he talks about them balancencing (how does a check balnce??)
Ty
saulmr wrote:
Next time we take mommy's car we can pick you up and show you what a mall is... Lennon & Sofa.


Lennon and Sofa,
What a great idea! I think I'll take dad's truck and go for a ride myself. I wonder if I can drive with my head out the window? Dad never does, but I think it would be more fun that way. I'll drive to the dog park and hang out with my buddies all day. Or go over to visit Panda. I bet mom wouldn't even notice, she's too busy "working" to play with me anyway, whatever THAT is.

My dad is going to El Paso for business next week. Too bad he's not driving or I would hitch a ride and come visit you!

Bailey
Well everyone, I had a great vacation. Mommy and dad took me for lots of walks, but since we got home, I havent been on one walk.....Mommy says she's too busy....but she did promise me a long walk tonight...its a good thing that my best friend Bailey came over the other night, so at least I got SOME exercise......

Did someone say credit card????Shopping???? Where, where, where...
(runs in circles barking) SHOES>>>>>>>>>>Oh, I forgot, I dont wear shoes......................
Bailey,

Driving is really easy, and you can keep you head out of the window, it's really fun! Just remember to wear your seatbelt and keep your eyes open for the pawlice, they can stop you because you were over the limit. (Is there a limit on how many sheepies fit on a car?!?)

Lennon & Sofa.
saulmr wrote:
(Is there a limit on how many sheepies fit on a car?!?)

Lennon & Sofa.



OH OH OH OH LET'S SEE HOW MANY SHBEEPIES WE CAN GET IN ONE CAR 8O

Tasker

Panda;
Sheepies don't wear shoes but they wear BOOTS and they can be QUITE fashionalble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ty
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