More Maxine-isms
"I keep hitting "escape," but I'm still here. "Some people can have all the lights on and still be in the dark." "I'm out of bed and made it to the keyboard - what more do you want?" "Got hooked up to high speed internet. It crashes a lot faster now." "On Labor Day, if one of my relatives sees a shadow, they all quit working for six weeks." (Okay, these aren't computer related - just funny!) "Dear Lord - I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man. Love, to forgive him, and; Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll just beat him to death." "Even doctors make mistakes. Mine asked me to undress." "I find it helps to organize chores into categories: Things I won't do now; things I won't do later; and things I'll never do." That last one hits too close to home! 
Chris |
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| My favorite Maxine-ism is "The problem with life is that there's no soundtrack." |
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