To God, from the Dog
Chris TO GOD - FROM THE DOG: Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"? Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember - to be a good dog. 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3 I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although they are tasty. 4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. 5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.. neither are Mom and Dad's laps. 6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. 8. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration. 9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello". 11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table. 12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. 13. I will not throw up in the car. 14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. 15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when we have company. 16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. And, finally, the last question . . . Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back? |
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 I've seen that one before, it is cute!  |
| #11 on Things to Remember has me crying from laughing. I can just picture dogs doing that. BOINK! |
| Thanks for that!! I copied it and e-mailed it to every dog owner I know!!! |
Tasker's Mom wrote: Thanks for that!! I copied it and e-mailed it to every dog owner I know!!! Nest time, send them a link to the forum!!! |
Ron, that would require far more computer smarts than I possess  |
| Just send them this text in a message:
http://forum.oes.org/viewtopic.php?t=4186 |
| Hilarious |
very, very cute  |
| Ron wrote:
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Where or how do we construct path:.php?t=4186? What is: php ? [is that the wildcard symbol?] t= [I guess this is topic =] where do we find the number 4186. |
Quote: ? [is that the wildcard symbol?] Not in this case, it is a special character for URLs that means "anything after this is not part of the filename, parameters follow"Quote: t= [I guess this is topic =] The easiest way is to look at the "Address" box on your browser. where do we find the number 4186.
If you click on the main category (In this case, "General Chit Chat") and then click on the topic you want (In this case "To God, from the Dog") THAT link text is what will be in your address window. If you see "&sid=8234589126345861295" or something like that, just remove it! (Be sure to test your links befoer you send them to people! Nothing worse than getting a broken link in the mail! heh heh) Let me know if none of this makes sense! |
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Oh this was soooo funny! Marianne and the boys |
| Marianne, were you referring to Ron's computer giberish or the post???
sorry  |
| Soooo Cute!! AND true! |
| NOOO it was the post! I would never make fun of Ron...he's bigger than me!
Marianne |
| Oh, that was hysterical!!!!!!!! |
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