My Mom left the baby gate open while she was taking all the washing from the bedroom to the laundry so me and Rastus was checkin' out stuff. Mom found Rastus enjoying lying on the rug under the dining table but she didn't know where I was and she was calling me. I thought I should try and find her before she found me but she saw me come out of the bathroom. I don't know what gave me away. But Mom was going on about some bits of cat litter that she could see stuck on my nose. I quickly licked them off for her but it didn't seem to make her any happier. I am back on my bed now and keeping a low profile but I can hear her muttering about poo breath and you'd think she never feeds me. I admit the kangaroo treats that she bought home from the pet store were yummy but they seemed to get me in the mood for snacks so I just helped my self to the cat snack box. Anyways I think I'll just take a nap now. Catch you later Love Tiggy |
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Oh Tiggy, you'd better lay low for a while and stay on your bed. Mom will get happy again, don't worry. |
uh oh Tiggy, you are in trouble deep. But.... I guess the cat snack was fishy and it is Lent.. |
Oh Tiggy, you have to start checking the mirror first before you let your Mom see you. Your friend, Violet |
Those kitty crunchies are just toooo tempting!!!! |
No one can resist a free snack box! Especially one with an auto-refill feature! |
Leonard also loves the kitty cookie box almost as much as the kitty. He will share his with you any time the baby gate is left open and he can sneak into the basement and raid it. |
Oh Tiggy! I know how you feel--Mom gates off the kitty boxes too because I love to snack there! I am always watching for a moment that she might forget that darn gate--- Murphy |
Ha ha! Love it |
Tiggy; just try and remember what our mommy always tells us: "the litter box is NOT a cookie jar!". Of course we assume she means that the cookie jar is round, and the litter box is square. But we really don't mind what shape container our cookies come in, silly Mommy! Luv; Tonks & Luna |
yuck, poo breath! Summer and Tilly are very good at clearing up, we dont have cats but they sometimes come in our garden. Guinea pig leavings are very nice too! |
Eau de faeces - lovely. It's exciting, enticing, just delectable really! |
kitkat bars are da best. |
Mim wrote: My Mom left the baby gate open WHY are you in trouble Tiggy????? YOU said it yourself, it was entirely mom's fault! Did she get put in a timeout for forgetting the baby gate???? You should have been rewarded for pointing out mom's mistake! |
tigs...yous is just the luckies girl i know....snak bar???? dang!! i has only 1 oportunity to try...yous know hows my full name is lola falola hoover toot toot callaghan??!! (cant help it, we r catholic)...i guess's the hoover is cause i cans pick up anything ..even a fast trot...mommas hands is fast too though....i's into wichker now....has you tried that? we could throw a dinners party...i's bring salad (wicker) and use bring dessert (cast poo)...who else is in on the dogs parte event of the year??? |
Baba wrote: Mim wrote: My Mom left the baby gate open WHY are you in trouble Tiggy????? YOU said it yourself, it was entirely mom's fault! Did she get put in a timeout for forgetting the baby gate???? You should have been rewarded for pointing out mom's mistake! In Mom's defence she ALWAYS leaves the baby gate open when she's collecting the laundry. Tiggy however does NOT usually eat cat poo. |
Hey Lols, a partee!! Great idea!! My Mom has just cleaned out the snack box and got rid of all the snacks. I'll keep an eye out for a chance to sneak more snacks. Maybe it should just be you and me, then we don't have to share the limited goodies. Love Tiggy |
I LOVE these posts! They make me laugh. |
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