Agility Gerl is BACK!!
it's me, Agility Gerl. And I'm back. The agility servant was a cripple again but she's recovered somewhat (about time too) and renewed my membership at my club; BAD agility. Which does not stand for the Bulla Agility Dogs as some people claim but is actually named in honor of me - 'cause I'm BAD. Last night was our first class back in training since April and I lived up to my club's name. First due to an excess of excitement I accidentally mistook my agility servant's hand for the tug toy. Weeellll pink human skin versus white sheepskin ........ they're not that different and one was attached to the other. What's that? The blue strap in between them??? Two words! Too short!! So now the agility servant is whining about the tensy drop of blood where my tooth made an itty bitty hole and the bruise around said itty bitty hole and the bruise in the webbing of her middle finger and the itty bitty scratch on her fourth knuckle and yadda, yadda, yadda. No pain, no gain. Some sacrifices have to be made for the greater good, aka my agility career. And as for the bruise on the agility servant's thigh from where I missed the tug toy all together and snapped her thigh. Well enthusiasm is good and should not be stifled. What?? You ask about the sore finger nails from where I snapped the treats up with gusto and verve. Any decent agility competitor will tell you that a treat and toy motivated agility dog is a marvelous thing. So stop with moaning agility servant and get with the program, it's all about moi. We didn't do a lot of the fun stuff. The servant says it's because I needed to calm down and get a grip on my self control. Bah whatever! And I have forgotten the two on, two off stuff a bit. It requires standing still which is not really my cup of tea. But I had fun and I AM BACK!!! Woo hoo! |
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| I am happy to see you are back and enjoying Agility. Please remember to save your agility servant so you have her to take you to agility next week. |
| Yes, the agility servant is key to your agility career so be nice. Glad to see your back and enjoying yourself |
| Go Tiggy!!!! But you may want to go a little easy on the servant. At least until you can figure out how to drive yourself to class. They're so fragile - geez  Sybil |
Hi Tiggy, this is Mady! I know exactly how you feel! I've had to put up with so much nonsense from daddy when I go to agility. I joined this agility club and I can go to the agility field and practice whenever I want! Daddy took me there the other day, and there were some other dogs with their agility servants already there. They knew how special and awesome I am because they said I could go first and practice. Well can you believe it, just after we started, daddy gave me my tug because I did super, but he messed up and put his hand in the wrong place, so he had just the tiniest little nip on his hand!!! Daddy must be a softie, because for some inexplicable reason, it was bleeding a lot and he had blood all over his hand. The other agility servants came over and asked him if he was alright, yeesh I mean, sure there was a bit of blood, but it wasn't as red as his face!!!  Sometimes it's so hard to be an agility princess! |
Great that Tiggy is back at class....hope you survive, Mim!!  I still have a scar on my forearm from a happy, excited tooth gnash back in December! And this was Chewie.... |
Baba wrote: Hi Tiggy, this is Mady! I know exactly how you feel! I've had to put up with so much nonsense from daddy when I go to agility. I joined this agility club and I can go to the agility field and practice whenever I want! Daddy took me there the other day, and there were some other dogs with their agility servants already there. They knew how special and awesome I am because they said I could go first and practice. Well can you believe it, just after we started, daddy gave me my tug because I did super, but he messed up and put his hand in the wrong place, so he had just the tiniest little nip on his hand!!! Daddy must be a softie, because for some inexplicable reason, it was bleeding a lot and he had blood all over his hand. The other agility servants came over and asked him if he was alright, yeesh I mean, sure there was a bit of blood, but it wasn't as red as his face!!! Sometimes it's so hard to be an agility princess! Hey Mady, what is WITH the agility servants and their skin?? They just need to toughen up some. I'm totally with you, it's a tough job being agility princesses! But someone's gotta do it. Yay for us, we've stepped up to the mark.  |
got sheep wrote: Great that Tiggy is back at class....hope you survive, Mim!! I still have a scar on my forearm from a happy, excited tooth gnash back in December! And this was Chewie.... Chewie??! Chewie caused a scar? NO, it must have been a demon dog had possessed him but he was able to exorcise it using all his wonderdog powers. |
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