Grocery shopping this morning

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!


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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH ..........I don't know why I didn't see that coming. I was wondering if the punchline was going to be funny and it delivered. :lol:
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Really really laughing out loud!! :D :D :D

Thanks! I needed a laugh today!
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