sending hubby to grocery store
 got me laughing because I could see the same thing happening here: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=-YFRUSTiFUs#t=65 |
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| sounds like something my fiance would do! |
hahaha ...funny but that may be more me than my husband ...at least the coming home with 1000 more items than I even need.  My husband would ask me for a list ...I draw him a MAP to which aisle has what to make it even EASIER on the list already broken down by section, and then somehow he STILLLLLLLLL calls me and stays on his cell phone asking me if he has the right item. He volunteers to go to the store ALL the time, and I make up every excuse in the book for him NOT to help, NOT volunteer, and go ahead and sit on the couch like he's used to... much easier on me even if when "I" go, I have 3-4 kids hanging on the cart and have to make several more trips through the check out line. Not sure how many people have had 4 kids on a cart PLUS the entire cart full to the top but that crap can be a work out as FAST as I go to prevent screaming kids. Mr. J always says... it's on wheels, how heavy can it be??!?!! (yet he carries one child for like 15 minutes and hands him/her to me and says he's tired) |
| That was GREAT!!!! Thanks I needed a laugh today!  |
| don't know how you do it Mrs. J |
I prefer to go, as Todd does a good job (he does most of the cooking, after all!  ),...but he buys so much misc stuff that the bill is DOUBLE what it should have been!Last time we ended up with Little Debbie treats, 2 kinds of candy (he did get red licorice for me  , as well as Reese's for him), beef jerky, Bugles, and more along that line.......  |
| Ms J you are amazing..4 kids plus the furkids too! This clip had me laughing. It reminded me of my sister and her husband who for years would always mix up the standard order of items usually needed daily by my sister. She would call her husband at work and ask him to stop at the store for catfood, milk and bread. Sounds simple enough right? Nope he would always forget 1 of the items and come home with another. Finally she decided to just do it herself. He finally confessed to me one day....he was wondering when she would finally do that. It seemed he had purposely "fogotten" or "mixed" up the order so she would eventually do it herself.  |
| Can so relate! You should listen to her "Trip to Hawaii" --very funny--if you liked this one you will love that one! |
| Brian has done that with a recipe.....i wrote 1 chipotle pepper....he used one whole can..... thank God it was for the guys at the station and not me.... but the funniest part was when he called later that night and asked why it didnt taste the same as mine...lol |
| I sent Dale to the store for Cool Whip and he came back with several containers. He thought I asked for a gallon of it. We have had other fun things show up when he does the shopping. Now that he is not working he has been going to the grocery and he is doing pretty well. He doesn't get everything on the list but I haven't seen huge amounts of anything lately. Carley's Mom |
| That was funny. And I just love her accent! |
Mady wrote: That was funny. And I just love her accent! lol that is a true southern LADY accent.  Watch Steel Magnolias with Sally Field, Dolly Parton, Shirley MacLain, and Olympia Dukakis- she does this accent perfect. It was also one of Julia Roberts first big parts.Thats a deep south PROPER accent, not a hick accent. hahaha  |
| Oh I laughed and laughed! It is the exact same story here! Will have to make my husband watch! |
| hmpt...wrote a reply a few days ago..,must have forgot to hit submit. On the day I wrote, I had a really nasty day at work and REALLY needed to laugh...so THANKS |
| Another example of why it so hard to please a woman! MILK AND EGGS (This is a story which is perfectly logical to males.) A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later, the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs." |
guest56 wrote: Another example of why it so hard to please a woman! MILK AND EGGS (This is a story which is perfectly logical to males.) A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later, the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs." I don't get it, he did what she asked him to do?  Kim loves it when I go grocery shopping, I get exactly what's on the list, and I'm quick. Because I want to get in and out of there as fast as I can! It's different if I go to the liquor store though, I'll go in to get a bottle of X that we need for some weekend entertaining, and I'll come out with a box of assorted things...  p.s. and yeah, that lady has a great accent! |
| THEY HAD EGGS...ROTFLMBO |
Our parents loved when Melissa and I turned 16 and got our drivers licenses. They could send us to the store. We always came back with what was on the list, and only added things that we actually needed or could use. When either of them when to the store they came home with random extras that they had taste tested and we never actually ended up eating....like ez cheese  |
| Jeanne Robertson is from my neck of the woods and I declare, I nearly fall off my chair everytime I hear her stories. This one is a classic! |
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