A pun worthy of Ron

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then they kick him in the ice hole. :rimshot: :rimshot:
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Chris, never will I hear that song, properly sung, without thinking of penguins!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Very good one indeed!!!
chris,
i'm not allowed to comment on ron humor, but dat was funny. 8)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good one!!!!
Now that tune is stuck in my head :roll:
It is definately Ronworthy. :clappurple:
It is tough to reach the high echelons of Ron humour, but you have done it! :clappurple:
:clappurple: :clappurple: OMG!!!! LMAO!!! :clappurple: :clappurple:
Well Done!
Yep worthy! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I saw a comedian the other day:
Quote:
I have spent the last two years searching for my ex girlfriend's killer...
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<big pause>
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...but nobody will do it.


Re-interpreted from an email:
Quote:
News Flash: Attorney General Eric Holder will be running for Vice President next year, as Anthony Weiner will challenge Barack Obama for the Democrat nomination for President.

The Campaign Headquarters says that their Weiner-Holder bumper stickers are expected to be available soon.
Just too funny... :yay: :yay: :yay:
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