GREAT! The US can now be exporting something!
They want me to accept a credit card and ship to New York! Here is the request: (I'm so excited!!!  )Quote: Hello Good day My name is Jeremy Clarke and i want to know if you do carry STOOLS. .in stock.If you do,Please kindly get back to me with the types and sizes and also an attachment to each of the STOOLS. .And also the price and let me know if you do accept credit card as a form of payment.Thank you. Best regards Jeremy Clarke WOO HOO!!!! They wanna buy STOOLS! IF there's one thing that I've got plenty of, it is STOOLS! In ALL shapes and sizes! Oh we can finally put a dent into the US trade deficit on this one, if all of our sheepie friends will send our excess STOOLS to Russia! Who are WE to deny our Russian spammer friends all the STOOLS they can handle? LET's DO IT! |
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ha! Reminds me of the movie Waiting for Guffman... their town was famous for stools  |
SH** that's hillarious  I am always in a quandry where to dispose of "Stools"  Hmmm wonder how to pack them for "Shipping off"  3 dogs I could make a fortune  Hmmm a dollar a dump !!!   Still wondering about the attachments, could that be extra charge if re-cycled top knots appear, grass,twigs, extra hairy etc ?????  |
| No, MEEE!!! I have 7 dogs and stools in all sizes!  |
 3 dogs here too!! Momma can buy that new convertible Camero now!!!   |
got sheep wrote: No, MEEE!!! I have 7 dogs and stools in all sizes! We could corner the market! Let's get Jaci on board too! |
| Bailee is hard at work trying to get the stock levels up as we speak. It may be wise to create a shortage though and then we can run the price per stool (PPS) up in the manner of our Middle Eastern oil providers. There is money to be made here, we just have to be smart about it. you would not want to "flush" away a chance like this. |
| ^^^^^ |
| I could send some 'STOOLS' too! There are different sizes, shapes and even colors. Since they are frozen, would they have to be packed in dry ice and would it last through the duration of the trip? What kind of attachments is he looking for? Hair, book parts, shredded mail? Do you think these stools are being used as a weapon or for Eco Friendly purposes? Maybe we should also send a VERY LARGE portion to Washington D.C....................Like we don't have enough there already |
| lmao you guys crack me up |
| Oh, yes! Do count me in, Kathy! If it's "made" on the property, would we qualify for some farm-use discount on our property taxes? |
| ...and it is a GREEN product, guaranteed to be ... 100% post consumer content! |
| Mine aren't very cost efficient. Most of Gar's have money in them. |
baileesdad wrote: . It may be wise to create a shortage though and then we can run the price per stool (PPS) up in the manner of our Middle Eastern oil providers. There is money to be made here, we just have to be smart about it. you would not want to "flush" away a chance like this. Exactly! I propose we start our own cartel a la OPEC. Except will be OESPEC (OES Poop Exporting Cartel) We'll all have to agree to strict production limits, of course. The hard part will be getting the actual producers to cooperate. If need be we can indeed take excess supply and dump it strategically - DCs as good a place as any - in order to keep the price up. Kristine |
| Or we could just dump it into the ocean... |
| In the ocean off the Jersey Shore, where N.Y. dumps all their stuff would be good. We have a history of interesting things washing up on our beaches. |
| and if you are in short supply don't forget you can import from the north |
| After a horrible day at work, I really needed this post! |
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