Dementia Test
1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: 'bread!' If you said 'toast', give up now and do something else.. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these??? If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4. 4 Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus.In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.In Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on.In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.You then arrive at Milford Haven .. Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own age? It was YOU driving the bus!! |
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| That was so unfair. |
I started to take the test and then I forgot what I was supposed to do!  |
dang, I was fine until the last one, LOL! Before the answer I went back and reread the question and caught it  I don't dare give this to DH  |
| What question? |
Ron wrote: What question? |
| How old is the bus driver? Thankfully they didn't ask for the bus driver's sex? I'd still be working on that.............. |
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