Happy Festivus!
Happy Festivus for the restuvus. We will have the airing of the grievances followed by the feats of strength. The aluminum pole is out of the crawlspace, and is in the corner. No tinsel, because........????? |
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| This year I compromised and put up an aluminum tree! We also aired grievances last night on Festivus Eve so we'll be doing the feats of strength tonight. GEORGE: Well, sir, I - I gave out the fake card, because, um, I don't really celebrate Christmas. I, um, I celebrate Festivus. KRUGER: Vemonous? GEORGE: Festivus, Sir. And, uh, I was afraid that I would be persecuted for my beliefs. They drove my family out of Bayside, Sir! KRUGER: Are you making all this up, too? GEORGE: Oh, no, Sir. Festivus is all too real. And.. I could prove it - if I had to. KRUGER: Yeah, you probably should. |
| I had prepared all week to perform the feets of strength before Joan informed me it is actually called feats of strength, which is something totally different. I prefer fetes of strength myself. |
| I was constantly asked by the people at work if I had put up a tree this year (stopped doing this aprox 3 years ago). I mentioned that I had put up this metal pole thingie with lights and everyone said, " oh Festivus. " ???? I had no idea what this was until they told me about the Seinfeild episode and now you posted this and I know what you're talking about!!! Whooo Happy Festivus from me and the critters |
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