Stupid Joke of the day!

OK, maybe many stupid jokes of the day! :D
Feel free to add your stupid joke!

Here are a couple to start things off:
Q: What do you call a Nun without a banjo?












A: A nun.


Did you hear that the guy who invented the Taser died recently? Law enforcement officials were stunned...
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ok, after i was saddened by the thanksgiving traditions gone, at least i am smiling knowing your joke talents will remain with us for awhile. :excited:
thanks.
Here is another sad joke.
Q: Do you know who is in the hospital?













A: Sick people.
How do you catch an elephant?














A: You dig a hole, put ashes in it, and kick the elephant in the ash hole :lol:
Two over here...


What's an astronaut's favourite meal?


For the answer, highlight the spot between the stars...*Launch*!


And...........what do you get when you forget to pay the exorcist?



Same deal here.....*repossessed*
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