Poetry
Whose limericks never would scan. When asked why this was, He said 'It's because I always try to get as many words in the last line as I possibly can. |
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| Thanks for making me laugh today Ron! |
| There was a dog named Mulligan
Who wasn't much of a hulligan. I try not to feed'im My cheese, such as Edam He's eaten about as muchIcan. |
hmmm try "he eats much more than I can"- that scans better  I can't help myself sometimes! I'll try to think of one for my kitty girls. hmmm....
There once was a kitty named Iris Who reign-ed supreme in her palace but then there came Bell the place went to hell but we still all dance to her chorus How 'bout that? |
Iriskmj wrote: hmmm try "he eats much more than I can"- that scans better 9 syllables vs 7.... try strongly accenting "Much" in MuchICan... the syntax is poor, but it's a limerick, and it's all about the meter, for me. "he's EATen abOUT as MUCHican" doesn't exactly work with the unaccented en followed by an unaccented ab...... ohhh well. Maybe later when I've more time.Iriskmj wrote: I'll try to think of one for my kitty girls. hmmm.... I like it!There once was a kitty named Iris Who reign-ed supreme in her palace but then there came Bell the place went to hell but we still all dance to her chorus How 'bout that? |
| Here's mine:
There's a stud in our house named Frank... Who played so much that he stank. Then came Rebecca... Frank's "in season" Mecca, Now kept apart he's a crank. |
| Verve up,
I love it.... Elissa |
| There once was a dog named Pepsi
He liked to be dirty and messy Peanut came home, Pepsi stole his bone And Harley just slept on the couch |
| Okay, my turn!
In our house Drezzie is queen. Although sometimes she’s not too keen To get into the bath. We encounter her wrath But too bad, if that’s what gets her clean! How's that???
Chris |
| This is fun! |
| My dogs they are crazy
Lead by the queen Daisy Who grumbles and scowls And chews all the towels She lean and she's mean All hail the queen! I couldn't get it in 5 lines  |
| And one for my special boy Beau:
There once was sheepdog named Beau He's one that I think you should know He's big and he's bold With a heart made of gold And Beau always does what he's told |
| Once was a cat named Halifax
Who often forgot to pay his tax They threw him instead In a jail with a bed But he escaped and sailed away on ship called St. Incometax. I have no idea what I'm doing! It was fun trying. |
| My turn,
There once was a dog named Roger he was a handsom old coger he would lickyousome until you were numb and on the floor mumbling Well it almost worked |
| I love pet poetry! you guys are great! |
| 8 years on... let's continue with some more! Anyone? |
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