Heart really has her work cut out for her!
 Last weekend Tiggy had the big "all over" bath! First one in about 5 months.(that'll teach me!) Her Aunty Lisa drove over with her stand dryer and floofed her and Momma Brie let Tiggy wear her hot pink boots for puppy kinder, after master fashionista Heart had given Tiggy mentorship on how to look "drop dead gorgeous and we realised that Tiggy's wardrobe just wasnt up to scratch." I had high hopes for Tiggy, the next lessons from Heart were to be "Bling, the fine art of chosing and wearing it!"  Yes, you can all tell where this going can't you.  Tiggy has other ideas!!! She had a serious relapse into "scruffy tomboy" this morning. Even hot pink boots wouldnt have saved the day. She was only clean for one week before the major relapse occurred. Its probably 12 months since she was this bad but I'm going to have to take her back to Poop Rollers Anonymous Yuk(PRAY)! Alison is Tonks still a member? Tiggy found some stinky bird poop to roll in.  She still has it down to a fine art, no loss of skills in this department. She can fling herself into a half roll and get the vast majority of it all over her neck underneath her ear.  At least it wasnt fox spore in the back of Lisa's car this time.  We've been out in the backyard with the potato flour and waterless shampoo for the last half hour. Its a fair call as to which of us is most annoyed now. Tiggy was quite happy to wear her "eau de avian poop" perfume indefinitely and is quite put out with me. Heart I think you'll need to start right back at the basics and can you redesign the learning program to include "good and bad perfume choices" please. All those travelling in the car with Tiggy will be eternally grateful. Apologies to Aunty Lisa and can you buy me some more potato flour please, my stock is seriously depleted now. |
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 Me thinks Tiggys name should not be "Little Grasshopper" it should be "Giant Dung Beatle" Buying you a "BULK" Pack of Potato flour as a matter of urgency  What a Sh** literally!!!! (You can fill in the blanks   ) |
lisaoes wrote: :lol: Me thinks Tiggys name should not be "Little Grasshopper" it should be "Giant Dung Beatle" Sad but true! We werent talking a sparrow poop. It was a big huge black poop, must have been a bl--dy emu! |
| Mim if it makes you feel any better Frankie rolled in Cat poop outside last wednesday right before I had to leave for work. I had planned on taking him to day care that day so they bathed him and took care of the mess. Thank goodness. Tiggy, Frankie still thinks your well on your way to fashionesta hood. Lisa andd Frankie |
| It appears Tiggy has been talking to the wrong house in St. Louis. She must have dialed Harry by mistake. He loves to roll in stuff - fortunately the dead worms aren't as smelly as some of the stuff he finds. I immediately yell "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" to no avail. There is no penetrating his brain as he is in the PLEASURE ZONE. Anyway it looks like Tiggy is adopting Harry's motto: "Cleanliness is highly overrated!" Sorry Mim. |
I'm afraid to jinx us by admitting this, but Tonks seems to have turned in her PRAY membership card. I think with that one final huge roll, she knew it couldn't get any better ( or any worse) and retired. But for old time's sake, in case you don't recall the magical event, here's the evidence.... Thats not mud, my friends. Not one bit of it is mud. What an awful bath that was..... |
Haha So far so good, Mady is taking after Heart  Hope it stays that way. |
| Poop Rollers....ha ha ha. You guys just made me laugh with this post and the comments. Oh those baaad fur kids! Marianne |
I remember the first time I met heart (sheepiepalooza) she was so beautiful and had such nice piggie tails. I longed for a little girl and found molly She was being surrendered , needed a new home, had to leave her current home. We agreed to take her sight unseen. She will not wear bling no how no way She can roam my 13 acres (or just the back yard) if there is dead worms, goose poop or anything very stinky It is stop drop and roll, So much for having a fluffy, demure little sheepie (Oh yea and verveup"s Rebecca won bobs heart !) But we love our demon gal.............sigh Heart we need help here  |
Maggie was one of the founding members of PRAY. Here's just one example from Sheepiepalooza 2007 where she glory rolled in a whole field of stinky green sheep poo:   I don't have any advice. I don't even yell No. I just start laughing and looking for my camera. |
oh how funny you guys are .. that last pic  |
| I immediately thought of Maggie and there were the infamous pictures! Some things just have to be relived from time to time. Never smelled emu pooh, but I know sheep pooh. Fox was my pooh bear, there was nothing stinky left alone when that boy was near. He was also my #1 skunk dog, I sometimes wondered if he enjoyed the spray I guess your girl has her own definition of Fashionista! |
Mim wrote: lisaoes wrote: :lol: Me thinks Tiggys name should not be "Little Grasshopper" it should be "Giant Dung Beatle" Sad but true! We werent talking a sparrow poop. It was a big huge black poop, must have been a bl--dy emu! She probably heard that emu was good for her skin Nobody mentioned the oil part! |
Valerie wrote: Yep that's it the "fling yourself on your neck and roll in it" manouvre. Valerie wrote: Tiggy NEVER looks like this!! Just has a BIG proud grin on her face. Like she's won the lottery. |
| This thread started my day off right! Seems to be alot of card carrying members here. Oh Val, what a great Mom you are!! |
| Does the PRAY club allow for pee rollers, too? Asterisk doesn't roll in poop, but she is a definite pee roller This was last week after Levi peed  This was her last year at sheepie fest 6! (sorry, Heather, I borrowed the picture  ) |
| YES ABSOLUTELY!!!! P is for pee and poop, its just kinda worse when its poop. Tiggy rolls in pee too. |
| HI all.... I absolutely LOVE all the "rolling" pics!! And the 'after' pics as well!!! I am jealous that I don't have the capabilities or the opportunities to 'TRY' this wonderful pasttime....   MAYBE I can try it at the herding event on Sunday at Nationals.... I am sure there will be someone to show me how to do it PROPERLY!!!!! Love ya!!! HEART... |
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