Jokes for Ron or those with high IQ's
  Enjoy! Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away). Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed When she married, she got a new name and a dress. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done. |
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 thanks for some laughs on a dreary Tuesday!!!!!!  |
| Well done Marianne! |
| I love it!! The English Major in me really appreciates all the puns!!! |
Enjoyed those!  |
| Love 'em. |
| Tee hee. These are great. Thanks for sharing! |
| Okie Dokie, now you've forced me to bring out the really big guns: Einstein's Original Theory of Relativity Said Einstein: "I have an equation Which science might call Rabelaisian: Let P be 'Virginity' Approaching infinity And U be a constant: 'Persuasion'." "Now if P over U be inverted And the square root of U be inserted X times over P The result, Q.E.D. Is a relative," Einstein asserted. |
 A sorta naughty limmerick? |
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