Gorilla on the roof
 He called them up and spoke with the owner who advised him to stay in the house until he arrived. About half an hour later he arrived in his old van. He hopped out of the truck then opened up the back of the van and his dog jumped out. He took the ladder down off the roof of the van and along with it was a long 10 foot pole. He reached into the back of the van and pulled out a pair of handcuffs which he put on his belt, and a 10-guage shotgun. He greeted the homeowner, handing him the shotgun. "Alright, here are the plans. I'm gonna put this ladder up to the roofline. I'm gonna take this here pole and climb up the ladder onto the roof. Then I'm gonna face down the gorilla and when he charges at me, I'm gonna poke him with the pole. The gorilla is gonna fall down off the roof and my dog 'Snippy' here is gonna run over and bite the gorilla hard in the crotch and hold him there until I can come down and put these handcuffs on the gorilla." The homeowner was a bit taken aback by the visual and seemingly unusual methodology, but he had never had a gorilla on the roof before and this guy was THE expert (according to the Yellow Pages, anyway). He said: "OK", and then realized he was holding a shotgun, but had no idea what for. "Hey, what's the shotgun for?" "Oh yeah, thanks, I almost forgot. Sometimes when the gorilla charges and I poke him with the pole, I can lose my footing and slip and fall off the roof" "So if that happens, you want me to shoot the gorilla?" "No," said the man. "Shoot the dog!" |
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Took me a while to get that, but haha anyway  |
Once again I was gullible until the end.  |
| Well Susan, at least you're in good company. I've always wanted to write a book about my life with Joan. Among our biggest adventures was traveling the country by motorhome, so I want to call it "Gullible's Travels". The book will open with her gullibly agreeing to marry me, and me gullibly believing she'll be on time for stuff, and it goes downhill from there. Or "hijinks ensue." Whataya think? |
Got it finally!  |
| Whose's Gullible in this case.......Joan for marrying you....or you believing you are in charge of time? To women and Einstein, time is relavent. |
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| I had to read it twice before I got it too! Duh!! |
SheepieBoss wrote: Whose's Gullible in this case.......Joan for marrying you....or you believing you are in charge of time? To women and Einstein, time is relavent. Good point!! My DH cant believe how blissfully unaware of time I am. The joke might be on you Ron. |
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