Sheepie's Law
"When Mom is running really late for work it's the perfect time to decide we need to go out again... no matter how many times she let us out already" anyone else got any Sheepie Laws?? |
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| Wait until Mom has finished reading and turned the bedside lamp off before you ring the bell to go outside at night! |
| Always take a few biscuits out of your bowl at dinnertime and scatter them randomly around the room. This shows your person you enjoyed your meal. |
first thing in the morning after the sheepies midnight dashes, you've just finished poo patrol and stop to admire a clean yard...only to turn around and see a sheepie doing #2  |
| One is never too far away to hear the refrigerator door, and especially the cheese box being opened. |
| The minute you return from the groomer (looking all sparkling and handsome)--go to the door and ask to go out even bounce and dance a bit like it is urgent. Then go straight to the pool put your front legs all the way in and dunk your head to blow bubbles! Baxter  |
sheepiezone wrote: The minute you return from the groomer (looking all sparkling and handsome)--go to the door and ask to go out even bounce and dance a bit like it is urgent. Then go straight to the pool put your front legs all the way in and dunk your head to blow bubbles! Baxter |
sheepiezone wrote: The minute you return from the groomer (looking all sparkling and handsome)--go to the door and ask to go out even bounce and dance a bit like it is urgent. Then go straight to the pool put your front legs all the way in and dunk your head to blow bubbles! Baxter Or find the first smelly thing you can and ROLL IN IT. |
| rule # ? is always time for a cookie, no matter what |
| rule # ? is always time for a cookie, no matter what |
| Sheepie Golden Rule: Never leave the uprights alone in a bathroom without you. Terrible things may happen to them there. You must be WITH them in the bathroom to protect them, and the safest possible way to do this is to sit on their lap whenever they're not standing up. (Addendum to rule: Toilet paper makes a yummy snack, and that convenient dispenser is there to assist you in eating just the right amount with each bite.) |
| Sheep Dog Rule#? If I get to the Bed first I get to stretch out and you get to squish in. Plus I WILL be lying on the remote so you wont be able to find it  |
| Maggies Rule: If I keep smiling you can NEVER be mad at me. |
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