Night Terrors!
I fell asleep watching a movie...and wake up at 3 am. What was that????? I know I heard a sound that awoke me. My eyes open and I see the 3 mutts sleeping. Two are on the couch with me. Snoop the Pitbull has his legs wrapped around my torso and his head against mine. Panda is snuggled on my feet. I hear the noise again!!!! My heart races as I'm praying it's not raccoons that came through the cat door. That happened last year and not only did the raccoon decide my house was great..it returned with three friends! But....that's another story. There! I heard it again! It sounded like a growl! Oh no...please don't let it be the raccoons and please don't let the dogs wake up. I realize my arm is pinned as are my legs and they are starting to hurt.Snoop is still sleeping and using my head as a pillow. I can't move them for fear of waking the dogs up! So the night of terror begins. I look at the clock...3 am....3:15....tick tick...the sounds are getting louder. Oh gawd! That growl was so loud. Oh please don't let it be raccoons or something else and the dogs wake up. I visualize the horrible thing that would happen should the dogs wake up. My body is pinned still and now really aching...my heart is racing. GROWL!!!! Gasp! again!!! Oh I promise to be good for the rest of the year if that thing goes away before something happens...oh PLEASE. I try to lay as still as possible and unable to move my head in case Snoop wakes up and goes after it. I think Merlin would take lead as the alpha and the rest of the boys would follow. 3;30 am...it feels like an eternity and now my legs, head and arms are tingling. GROWL! There!!! That noise again...Gasp...don't think it's a raccoon...but what could it be???? Oh I promise to be good for the next 2 years.... Snoop shifts his body and I am able to lift my head several inches...oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Haaaaa it was coming from Merlin's body! Oh sheesh! I wonder what he ate that is making his stomach rumble so..and OMG is it ever loud! Doesn't wake him up however...nor the other two....Just me.  |
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| Now that is some mightly intestinal groaning!! I've had odors wake me up.....dog gas. I've had dog snores wake me up. I've had MO lick me awake just in time to hear the intestinal squishes signaling she needs to get outside ASAP, but have I heard tummy groans so loud as to wake one up. I bet you do have problems with 'coons. |
 I kept trying to figure out why the dogs didnt wake up. Must have been the squishing that woke you, the dogs all knew it wasnt worth getting up for, toooo comfy squashing Mom. |
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