I wish I came with a built in camera (Synchronized Peeing)
And the new thing is that first, I let Hudson out (he's been a really good boy lately and doesn't jump on the door anymore) and then we go to Rudy's crate and get him. Of course Hudson still insists on running into Rudy's crate before Rudy gets out so hilarity ensues. Every. Single. Time. Eventually they both roll out (at the same time) and grab a toy and start tearing around. This is, of course, without going out first, and I cannot convince them to go out. So today I go stand on the snow covered deck, one foot falls through the now soft, squishy snow, and catch myself by sticking one arm in the foot and a half of snow on the table Gordon's been meaning to put away for the winter since September. Remember, I really, really have to pee. Rudy runs out with the stuffed cow. (Toys are forbidden to leave the house.) Hudson follows. I right myself, dive for the cow, and get it, AHA! VICTORY. Of course I'm doing the OMG I'M GONNA BURST DANCE the whole time. I say (in all caps) GO MAKE A PEE NOW! Two completely bewildered dogs (what's her problem?) run to the side of the deck, line up in a perfectly parallel position, shoulders touching, hips touching, perfect forty five degree angle to the fence. The squat in perfect unision, pee in perfect unison, finish in perfect unison, run into the house, and continue playing. I wish my eyeballs came equipped with a continuous video feed. The description didn't do it justice. And of course I had to stay and watch (and put off using the INDOOR facilities myself) until it was completely over. The Sheepie Boy Pairs Olympic Synchronized Peeing Team...clearly they're already in training for 2012! And just for the record I at least managed to use the facilities before rushing here to share this story with all of you. But, it was tempting. |
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Laughing so hard, its a darn good thing I dont have to pee myself!  I think you need to set up video cameras all over your house and yard, so we dont miss a moment of the: Hudson & Rudy Show  |
| Is that a Summer Olympic water event or a Winter Olympic snow event? |
| I wish you had cameras too. I'd watch! |
| Darn....the way the story was going, I thought YOU were going to pee with the boys....... |
| Bailey and Riley are in on the Girls Teams. They don't always touch shoulders, but they have manage to time it all perfectly. My family loves it. |
| you are in need of a big brother cam for all of you guys!! |
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