Random thoughts
2) Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when yourealize you're wrong. 3) I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4) There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5) How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6) Was learning cursive really necessary? 7) Map Quest really needs to start their directions with the 5th one. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8 ) Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9) I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10) Bad decisions make good stories. 11) You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12) "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever. 13) I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 14) I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone I know the entire day. What a waste. But just let me go to the car wash in sweats and no makeup and I will certainly see everyone I know. 15) I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 16) I think everyone planning to get married ought to live with the other person's mother for one week. 17) I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. 18 ) Weather forecast said a big snow was coming so I stocked up on coffee, eggs, milk and bread. Next time I hear a storm is coming toilet paper will be at the top of the list. |
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| It sucks to make a list and then forget the list.................
Why is called the end of the work day, when the work is never done. why am I old enough for a nursing home but 10 years away from social security. And why would it be called "Social Security", you're certainly not secure, nor do you have a social life...... |
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