How Old?????
 Last night we went out for a scrumptous dinner as my eldest son turned 25!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go figure that one  as I am only 21+++++++++++++++++++++++etc etc.  He is my brother not my son 
You know when your getting older when? You find a grey strand in your hair 
Your knickers are not the same size as years ago 
G-strings are out and looked upon as uncomfortable and Butt floss
You find yourself repeating "When I was younger Blah Blah Blah, same advice you got from your mother and telling it to your kids  
So might be fun to hear "You know you are getting older WHEN?" |
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You know when you're getting older when you start to jog and realize you aint movin!! You just look like your having a fit standing upright! (happened on the weekend)  The other day I caught myself calling my daughter 'girlie' ohhhh shoot me now!!! |
| You know when.....you sneak off to bed early.....to sleep.
You know when.....somebody asks your "real" hair color and frankly you don't remember. You know when...... your feet, like the rest of you, start expanding in every direction. You know when....the sudden thought flashes into your brain, "When I was younger....,<fill in the blank>" Past tense becomes a mine field. |
| You know your getting older when, you used to bring your underwear home in your purse because you had an exciting night with a great guy. Now you bring your underwear home in your purse because you had an accident that involved a sneeze. |
WCLARKE wrote: You know your getting older when, you used to bring your underwear home in your purse because you had an exciting night with a great guy.
Now you bring your underwear home in your purse because you had an accident that involved a sneeze. Oh Wendy! That is too funny! I know I'm getting older cuz when I got my BIG haircut, I didn't what my girlfriends thought...and I knew it was only hair, and it would grow back! You are getting older when you can't stand any of the new, popular music. You are getting older when you have the starts of a "waddle" under your chin. You are getting older when the comfort of a shoe is more important than the "hotness" of the shoe. |
| That is funny Wendy, but sad too.
You know you are getting older when you leave a room and can't remember the reason, go back to where you started, remember again, and forget again after you get to the room again. Teenagers will help you feel your age too.  |
| When you have started something that you really know your to old to do |
| You know you are getting older when you realize Elastic Is Your Friend! |
| You know you're old when your day is calibrated in bowel movements.
Or, you own a sheepdog. |
WCLARKE wrote: You know your getting older when, you used to bring your underwear home in your purse because you had an exciting night with a great guy.
Now you bring your underwear home in your purse because you had an accident that involved a sneeze. They are all super funny BUT, that one made me giggle!
I just told Marty the other day I have never felt older! Some Marines asked to pet our dogs and those guys looked like babies! Not funny BUT, ouchie! Speaking of OLD off to post Marty's Birthday!! |
| You know you're getting older when you're kitchen looks more like a pharmacy than a place to prepare meals.
You know you're getting older when you go to the doctor and he says, "Hi. What are you here for today?" And, your answer is, "I don't know, you're the one that scheduled the appointment."
mouthypf |
WCLARKE wrote: You know your getting older when, you used to bring your underwear home in your purse because you had an exciting night with a great guy.
Now you bring your underwear home in your purse because you had an accident that involved a sneeze.
That one broke me up I cant stop laughing you can add cough to that too
You know your getting old when Your bra straps are wider and tighter to help stop gravity and the downward trend happening. 
Instead of lacy undies cotton is the norm
Tracky Daks and Ugg Boots are every day wear, dressing up is a chore
High heels are out and flaties are preferred.
When thongs are footware and not underwear |
| You know you'r getting old when in conversations you start using the words "When I was a kid" at the start of a sentence
A couple of years ago my 2nd younges son who is now 14 asked me what it was like in the days of Captain Cook, I quickly informed him that I had no idea as I wasn't alive in those days - he responded quickly with "but Mum you are old so you must have known him" It seems that he had thought that I knew Captain Cook and others from that era because I had told my children stories that my grandmother had told me when I was a child about the 'colony and convicts and bushrangers' that she had come in contact with and SHE was that old - now I'm extra careful about what I tell the kids from my childhood |
| Ok another, we went to a pub today where we could take the dogs in ,they had couches and I wanted to lay down with the pups and snooze....
maybe I did!
Somebody had to drive home! |
Donner's Mom wrote: Ok another, we went to a pub today where we could take the dogs in ,they had couches and I wanted to lay down with the pups and snooze....
maybe I did!Somebody had to drive home! That sounds like perfect afternoon to me! |
 Oh y'all are cracking me up!! Hilarious!!
I'll come back here and post some of these when I get old enough to know them first hand.  |
Beaureguard's Mom wrote: :yay: Oh y'all are cracking me up!!
Hilarious!! I'll come back here and post some of these when I get old enough to know them first hand. Stinker! |
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