Why, Why Why....
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? |
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Daisymog wrote: Why, Why, Why? That's one of my all time favorite "Why?" questions. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Daisymog wrote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hahahaha! True!!!Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
I like it!  but I just don't know why? |
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Daisymog wrote: Why, Why, Why? how come I am still on this puter and have loads to do and want to go out. it is your fault!!! Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? Tis good exercise for our fingers! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money? Because they are banks and have loads of money that is how they get it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet? Stars are out of reach paint isnt! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Gosh thats easy, he lives with apes and they lick it off! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Because it is bigger than a bullet? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? In case it isnt the day! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? a twisted speech therapist who was out of work! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Didnt your gran have a beard, most do! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? tee hee got me there -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? cos on tv, fridges are really full, before the credit crunch -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? we dont want the vac to feel unwanted and unloved -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? probably made by a man! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? like an elephants grave yard, they congregate there at the end of their little lives -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?' cos we are British and polite! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? elbows get in the way -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? tee hee British again -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? cos he is bigger than your mil and punches harder? |
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