THE OES OWNER
It can safely be assumed that where two or more OES owners are gathered together talk will turn to the characteristics of this magnificent breed. Furthermore, it is a well-known fact that owners grow to look like their dogs. But are we missing the point? Let's face it, didn't your dog choose YOU? When two or more OES are gathered together surely conversation turns to the ideal characteristics of an OES Owner. A possible Breed Standard might be:- Appearance - Owners should not worry overmuch about their appearance as it may be difficult to maintain a standard after being pulled through hedges and into ditches. Size - This is not important but strength is vital for containing the natural exuberance of the dog. Eyes - should be sharp and expressive for maximum eye contact but location in the back of the head is not necessary as OES are very trustworthy. Coat - Colour and style is immaterial but should be waterproof and paw-proof, as well as warm for all those lovely winter walks. Temperament - Robust. The OES likes to see how far he can go and toughness therefore makes the game last longer. Sensitive - Vital in order to commune with the spiritual element of the dog himself. The OES is so in tune with the owner's needs. (although not, unfortunately, at the right time and place.) Fun-loving - a sense of humour is required to enjoy to the full all those little OES jokes, such as the "Pretending not to hear when called" or the "They haven't fed me for weeks" ploy to visitors. Even-tempered - vital for those trying occasions when a dog gets into trouble through no fault of his own. These include damage to household effects caused by excitement or boredom and bath time - an event owners should approach in the right spirit and a swimsuit. Physical attributes - should be sound in wind and limb. Must be capable of putting on a burst of speed when necessary if commands fail, or of running several agility rounds without getting out of breath. An OES enjoys a good gallop and appreciates company. Financially secure - insurance is a must (see accidental damage, above) and the intial outlay on the dog is a considerable investment, which is repaid hundreds of times over, naturally. Food and lodging should be of a high standard. NB. Savings may be made on DIY grooming and burglar alarms. Generous - OES appreciate little surprise gifts and a regular supply of rawhide shoes/bones/balls/chews, squeaky toys, frisbees etc., as they don't last long. In conclusion, an OES needs a well-rounded owner with endless resources of all kinds and a very large capacity for love - just like an OES really! I thought this was worth sharing with you all. Hope you like it. Clipper and Fernie |
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Clipper, you crack me up... I'm getting weird looks from nearby cubes 
But very true and worth of consideration for new owners. |
That's very cute! Thanks for posting it  |
| LOL too funny. I particularly like the idea of a trustworthy Sheepie, when I can't see Henry I know he must be doing something wrong! |
I just loved your post!! Marianne and the boys |
| Hi everyone, glad you all had a giggle at this post. If I have anything else that I think you will enjoy, you can be sure I'll post it for you.
Take care everyone, Clipper & Fernie |
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