Joke alittle off color
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a costly little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' ..and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not even looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants ' After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages that are attached to my beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana .. There's more twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back, OK?' |
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Ahh yes. I remember that day well. 
(Joan has told me about it sooo many times.)  |
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Ron wrote: Ahh yes. I remember that day well.
(Joan has told me about it sooo many times.) |
| HA HA HA HA HA HA
LMAO!!! |
| Vic would say "I fold it in half for no one!" |
| He's also a cheap Son of a Gun........merlot?? |
Ron wrote: Ahh yes. I remember that day well.
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| You guys are ti funny! |
SheepieBoss wrote: He's also a cheap Son of a Gun........merlot??
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Simon's Mom wrote: SheepieBoss wrote: He's also a cheap Son of a Gun........merlot?? ditto! |
| what about chiante and fava beans....LOL |
| I Dream of Sheepie! LOL!
SheepieMom - 
Marianne |
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