And More
Bicycles Two-wheeled exercise machines invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, barking loudly and running alongside for a few yards. The person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away. Bump The best way to get your human's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea Deafness This is a malady which affects dogs when their person wants them in and the dog wants to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person and then running in the opposite direction or lying down. Dog Bed Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room Drool This is what you do when your person has food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can, look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their lap. Garbage Can A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread. Lean Every good dog's response to the command "Sit!", especially if your person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events. Leash A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. Love This is a feeling of intense affection given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky your human will love you in return. Sofas Sofas are to dogs as napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa to wipe your whiskers clean. Thunder This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly and following them at their heels. Wastebasket This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house for when your person comes home. Know a doggy term that's not listed? Add your dog's word and its corresponding definition! |
|
|
ROFL  |
| Toilet paper Instant toy found next to the big water bowl rooms. Grab the end of the paper and run through the house. |
| Off: roll over on your back and squirm on the bed covers - don't forget to look your cutest! |
| Move: The basic command that means stay right where you are, and if possible sit or lie down, spreading your body out to cover the maximum floor or stairway space. See also: excuse me, let's go, get the #@!! out of the way. |
| HA HA HA These are too funny!!
This is Baloo 100%: Quote: Move: The basic command that means stay right where you are, and if possible sit or lie down, spreading your body out to cover the maximum floor or stairway space. See also: excuse me, let's go, get the #@!! out of the way |
| QUIET : THE COMMAND TO BARK LOUDER AND LONGER |
jean wrote: QUIET : THE COMMAND TO BARK LOUDER AND LONGER
This is Winston too!!!! |
| Down the command that means jump all over the nearest human
DOWN NOW this second louder command lets you know that your person wants you to stop jumping until they stop watching you and then ambush them with a body slam |
| These are too funny.
STAY: I am staying, right on your heels. |
| very cute |
 Wodent also called SQ: May be black or grey, fat or lean, distinguished by big bushy tail running around in your trees. Bark if possible and try to climb tree in pursuit!  Particularly a problem if your mother persists in leaving them peanuts!  |
Didn't find exactly what you're looking for? Search again here:
Custom Search
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|