You be the judge (and jury)
(Christmas Day 2008 - my kitchen) 
The Prime Suspect: 
Your verdict ? Kristine (and, no, it's not Sybil - but chances are she was the brain and most likely the cupboard opening paw behind the heist...not enough evidence to convict though  ) |
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| It was ghosts and they left a burning bag of ghost poop which I dutifully sniffed out and extinguished. Aren't you proud of me, Mom? |
| Guilty as charged!!!!!!!
sooooo, what was the punishment? solitary confinement?? |
| Hope it wasn't self rising or there could be air emissions later. Adorable! Be grateful it was on tile.
What with all the presents, they assumed this was for them! |
Whoa! I'm not touching that one with a 10 foot pole! I've been thru things like this with my guys! Unbelievable how "innocent" they can make themselves look with those eyes!  |
Darcy wrote: Guilty as charged!!!!!!!
sooooo, what was the punishment? solitary confinement?? No sentencing just yet. In fact, she hasn't even been convicted as she was entitled to a jury of her peers, and, in this case, her peers were probably all guilty of consipiracy and had every incentive to flour, ehm, frame her. She therefor requested a change of venue to oes.org. I granted the motion, of course. I've just been handed another petition - she has requested that her present council (Che) be removed due to conflict of interest (he's the co-defendant's brother  ) , and she wishes Ron to represent her.
Mind you, there is also the issue of her right to a speedy trial and that was sadly and suspiciously unavoidably delayed due to the vicious attack on the forum  
(I've always been a sucker for a good conspiracy theory )
Kristine |
LOL - You actually have flour???? That surprised me more than the crime....  |
SheepieBoss wrote: Hope it wasn't self rising or there could be air emissions later. Adorable! Be grateful it was on tile.
What with all the presents, they assumed this was for them! Uh, huh. Sure... She thinks she'll stick with Ron's defense for now...
The last time Sybil ate an entire frozen (uncooked) pizza I ran the self-rising theory by my vet who laughed at me This was regular flour.
Mind you, I caught Sybil in the middle of a Quaker oatmeal heist the same morning, but sadly I lack photographic evidence of that one, so you'll have to decide if I'm a credible witness or not. The oatmeal had me a bit more worried for side-effects, truth be told. Which is silly, really, because what does flour turn into when you mix it with water, say by taking a nice drink, and then nuzzling your favorite friends and family?
Yeah, exactly... Kristine  |
got sheep wrote: LOL - You actually have flour???? That surprised me more than the crime....
You can send my housekey back any time now, wench! 
The flour and oatmeal were both part of my Christmas dinner. KB |
| That house key hangs right next to my key to the front door of The Paw.
If you don't head over here one of these years, it's the closest you will ever get to the wonderful facility!! |
It was Santa the night before, you did not leave cookies out, so santa raided the cupboard, poor sheepie girl she was just trying to clean up the mess on the floor 
(Psst well that is her story anyway  ) Not guilty Even though the evidence is there in Black (Nose) and White (Flour) she asks for you to look at all the evidence and HER turthfull testamony before convicting her
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| well, its obvious that she got flour on her face when she ran off some elves who were partying in your kitchen - face it this was part of their end of season shenanigans.
but i am with dawn - you actually have flour? |
| Heart willl volunteer to be the Jury Foreman.......(((( ....)))
My opinion....I don't think she she did it!!! NOT guilty!!!How could that cutie do anything wrong/????? |
When is the court case and who is defending the young lady ? I would advise her not to say anything without her advocat being present. Misty says she will join as a member of the jury.  |
| Not guilty!!
She was protecting you and your property from fearful Christmas thieves, who were stealing flour in order to sprinkle it around their house in an attempt to make it look like a white christmas, because they had no food of their own and therefore were feeling sad and needed to do something to give themselves a bit of Christmas spirit and cheer. But when she tried to grab the bag of flour back off them they hung on and wouldnt let go because they were desperate fearful Christmas thieves so a tug of war ensued and the bag broke. So then the fearful Christmas thieves got really mad and were going to sprinkle the floor all over your house and make a BIG mess everywhere just in revenge. So she had to chase the fearful thieves away from the flour to save you from having to clean up the whole house right before Christmas and what with all the tug of war and the chasing of fearful thieves and driving them off the flour some flour accidentally got on her face, but it was all in a good cause because that made her look kind of scarey, sort of frothing at the mouth mad type scarey so the fearful thieves got frightened and ran away without stealing the flour or making a BIG mess. So really she is a hero who saved the day and you should be ever so grateful and thanking her profusely and giving her bones and her favorite treats and waving fans over her when she's hot but no grapes 'cause they're bad for dogs. And you might even consider getting a plaque made up commemorating her bravery in defence of the flour against fearful Christmas thieves, but only if you really want to because she's really quite modest and humble and that's why you didnt realise that she's a HERO not a criminal. At least that's what Tiggy told me she heard was the TRUE story and that I shouldnt believe any malicious, slanerous lies to the contrary. |
sheepieshake wrote: Heart willl volunteer to be the Jury Foreman.......((((
....)))not guilty |
| She was framed, shes to cute to be bad |
| Obe is in the "not guilty party". He heard about this coming over the continental divide, sheepie intuition . BTW Mim is on the right track.
Lisa (oes) is the true culprit. You (mad dog) did not leave out cookies, as Lisa (oes)pointed out. BUT.... she (Lisa) left him BEER. So after drinking the beer, he (santa) needed to eat. Keep it between the lines kind of thing. When he got to your house, Mad Dog, he decided to bake...ummm a cake. Sounds good huh? Since not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse...but wait, Santa wasn't expecting the black nose sheepie (couldn't see him, surprise attack). Upon the surprise, he dropped the flour (cant believe you have in your house), sprang up the chimney with such a clatter... than you woke. Only to find a sheepie cover in flour. Now, you are trying to convict her of...counter surfing, opening a cabinet by herself. DONT BELIEVE IT NOT GUILTY. My final answer. |
Mim wrote: Not guilty!!
She was protecting you and your property from fearful Christmas thieves, who were stealing flour in order to sprinkle it around their house in an attempt to make it look like a white christmas, because they had no food of their own and therefore were feeling sad and needed to do something to give themselves a bit of Christmas spirit and cheer. But when she tried to grab the bag of flour back off them they hung on and wouldnt let go because they were desperate fearful Christmas thieves so a tug of war ensued and the bag broke. So then the fearful Christmas thieves got really mad and were going to sprinkle the floor all over your house and make a BIG mess everywhere just in revenge. So she had to chase the fearful thieves away from the flour to save you from having to clean up the whole house right before Christmas and what with all the tug of war and the chasing of fearful thieves and driving them off the flour some flour accidentally got on her face, but it was all in a good cause because that made her look kind of scarey, sort of frothing at the mouth mad type scarey so the fearful thieves got frightened and ran away without stealing the flour or making a BIG mess. So really she is a hero who saved the day and you should be ever so grateful and thanking her profusely and giving her bones and her favorite treats and waving fans over her when she's hot but no grapes 'cause they're bad for dogs. And you might even consider getting a plaque made up commemorating her bravery in defence of the flour against fearful Christmas thieves, but only if you really want to because she's really quite modest and humble and that's why you didnt realise that she's a HERO not a criminal. At least that's what Tiggy told me she heard was the TRUE story and that I shouldnt believe any malicious, slanerous lies to the contrary. Hmmm sounds good by my bunch are not sure if it will hold up in court. |
| NOT GUILTY! Too sweet to be guilty. (we got your back, violet, china and asia) |
Mad Dog wrote: Darcy wrote: Guilty as charged!!!!!!! sooooo, what was the punishment? solitary confinement?? No sentencing just yet. In fact, she hasn't even been convicted as she was entitled to a jury of her peers, and, in this case, her peers were probably all guilty of consipiracy and had every incentive to flour, ehm, frame her. She therefor requested a change of venue to oes.org. I granted the motion, of course. I've just been handed another petition - she has requested that her present council (Che) be removed due to conflict of interest (he's the co-defendant's brother ) , and she wishes Ron to represent her.Mind you, there is also the issue of her right to a speedy trial and that was sadly and suspiciously unavoidably delayed due to the vicious attack on the forum (I've always been a sucker for a good conspiracy theory )Kristine now you see how i get out of jury duty  |
shon wrote: =Upon the surprise, he dropped the flour (cant believe you have in your house).
I don't know who started this vicious rumor, but I often have flour in the house! Hrumph! Well, had at any rate. OK, so I normally only have it so I can bake dog treats, but REALLY!!!
Given the overwhelming & intrictate defenses presented, and the conflicting nature of same (I had a drunk santa, thanks to Lisa, trying to bake cookies, stalked by Christmas thieves and surrounded by partying elves, and, well, with all that chaos going on, what IS a dog to do?! Hard to believe I slept through all that!) as well as a jury of her peers voting not guilty, clearly she has been exonerated and there is nothing to do but buy her a HALO, apparently
Many thanks to all of the serving jurors as well as her incredible team of defense lawyers. Just one note however, for future deliberations of alleged sheepdog crimes: CUTE is not a defense. It may be a fact, but it's not a defense. Daphne thanks you all for restoring her good name and suspiciously white-coated honor 
Kristine
PS - Oh, and Darcy is forever relieved of jury duty
(The truth is out there, Darcy  ) |
| What!! When did they do away with "cute" as a defence??
What about darn ugly then, is that a defence?? I would have thought that you should be able to use it. You know, "well yes my dog did bite him but he's just darn ugly, so what did you expect." Maybe I need to go back and brush up at law school. |
| Actually, Willoughby tells me that if the defendent can produce either a certificate or a diploma in in Cute ( it's on the curriculum of most accredited sheepie institutions of higher learning) he or she may get off scot free! |
| Thank goodness for Willoughby!!
What a relief, "cute" is back on the list of valid defence. At least someone around here knows their legalities. I've just had to use the cute defence again. I ate another pair of sunglasses. Hee Hee.
Thanks Willoughby Love Tiggy |
| Any time, sweetie! Willoughby! |
| What a mess--but the last picture is too funny. |
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