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MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! 
want her?????????????call...................999-PAPER!!!!!!!! |
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| Where did she find all that paper? Most of it looks like paper towels!
(I keep mine in the cupboard- under the sink.)  |
| hummmmmmmmmmmm that looks like FUN |
| Wow, most are satisfied with toilet paper, yours has a serious paper fetish.
"Look Mom, we are already for wiping up spills." Or are they trying to wrap the stuffie on the right as a present for you? Sheepies can be so thoughtful. |
| Dawn...VERY funny....They were wayyyyy in back on the counter.
I came home from a very frustrating day...(week...month...) to find THIS!!!  ohhhhh!!!!!!!I could just see her...sliding the cupboard door open-----pulling out MY stepstool-----dragging it across the room-----stepping, ever so lightly up the ladder rungs and chomping down on my new roll  ((((aLL THE While...singing...""""""" HEAVEN....I'm in HEAVEN!!!!!!""""""")))))))
OES Mommy...I imagine she had alot of fun and entertained the troops (Pearl and Coz) 
SheepieBoss: SERIOUS paper fetish????? Is there a pill for this????PLEASE REPLY....QUICKLY!!!!!!!!! |
| Oh bless...recycling. Summer steals small packets of tissues out of my bag! I have cured her tea towel stealing. I keep one tatty tea towel in the kitchen and let her steal that! OK if hubby remembers which one it is! |
| Oh, Val. She's just following a family tradition.
I remember Sue Davis, her daddy's owner, talking about a propensity in her line for TP stealing already, geez, must be going on a decade ago now 
Actually, I'm not sure if the dog she was talking about is behind Beamer, but I think he is and his puppies were apparently notorious for it as well, so she was convinced there was a genetic component. There are worse things. And she looks so HAPPY. How can you deny that cute little face her contribution to decorating for Christmas...? 
(Look for Free to Good Home posts for Sybil and my foster Daphne later if they're still alive...evidently naughty is not just genetic, but can also be taught and poor Daphne is an avid pupil in the fine art...   )
Kristine |
| lol, loved the title. |
| Little Heart! Such a sweetheart! She was just trying to help you clean before the holidays! |
| HA HA HA
(sorry ... had to giggle) They look soo happy with themselves |
| I'll take'm! I am with the posters who feel she was just caught cleaning for you. So helpful! |
Heart looks SO pleased with herself! How can you yell at that face?? 
I would take a paper towel or TP fetish any day over Drez's favorite target - the garbage can! And I had that under the sink and the cabinet doors tied shut, and STILL she found a way to get it out, eat what she wanted the throw the rest around the house! I miss that girl every day, but that's ONE trait I don't miss!! |
| hehehehehehehehehe
this is why mine are confined and still yesterday Dan came home and found that Cedric (Irish Setter) chose to eat his blanket - the very quilt he lays on on top of our white comforter everyday. I didn;t feel sorry for him when he seemed to have an upset stomache. this is the second quilt I made he has eaten. the first one was a puppy quilt in the irish chain pattern with his name appliqued on it - at least he has good taste. he is the reason none of the other dogs got puppy quilts |
| Heart.....THE QUICKER PICKER UPPER!
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| Heart is just letting you know he wants a white christmas. No snow... paper towels will work just fine. |
| That has paper towel commercial written all over it......don't know which one or how it would work, but I can just picture it. Sales would surely increase! |
| Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
I can say that because I have one of those at home, too. And he's TALL so he can reach anywhere without the aid of a stool. I've decided he can smell paper towel or toilet paper. I must question your conviction of a guilty party - if you had done that would you really be hanging around the crime scene? |
| Gotta laugh. just to cute. |
| She is a stinker! Nigel wants to come and help...and Auntie Bella will take care of all the toiler paper for you. |
| Ha Ha Ha. That is sooo familiar. Tiggy can steal a roll of paper towel quicker than a flash. She's munched her way through 4 or 5. She often nicks them from right beside me while I'm down on the floor cleaning up some other mess that's she's made. I reach out to get more and voila they're gone, never to be used again.
PS she's a tea towel stealer too |
| Oh, I am so loving it! Okay, now, secure my cabinet doors..latch the bathroom doors, keep all paper products high and secure.....adding to my list of things to do to prepare for "our girl"! Just too funny |
| THANKS..to all who have responded to my plea!!!!!!.....AND.....for ALL the kind words and support!!!! I so really appreciate all your encouraging words of wisdom.....
But mostly to::::::::: Maddog: Quote: How can you deny that cute little face her contribution to decorating for Christmas...? Kristine...it's very easy....when I have to clean it up ALL the time!!!! Sneakysheepie: Quote: She was just trying to help you clean before the holidays! But...she can help in sooo many other ways!!!!!!! :roll: Darcy: Quote: Heart.....THE QUICKER PICKER UPPER! you mean the QUICKER PICKER PUPPER????????? SHON: Quote: No snow... paper towels will work just fine. We have snow!!!!!! (well, a dusting anyway!!) Wendy58: Quote: She is a stinker! Nigel wants to come and help.... I'll send you a plane ticket!!!! Get him down here quick!!!! Violet: Quote: I'll take'm!
HER flight number is #4588905... arrival.....2:38 AM......Just to be sure you will recognize her..SHE will be the one with the toilet paper sticking to her back paw, carrying papertowels in her backpack, with (shredded) dollar bills hanging off her collar.[/b]..........wandering around aimlessly looking for a newspaper to devour....  |
Quote: HER flight number is #4588905... arrival.....2:38 AM......Just to be sure you will recognize her..SHE will be the one with the toilet paper sticking to her back paw, carrying papertowels in her backpack, with (shredded) dollar bills hanging off her collar.[/b]..........wandering around aimlessly looking for a newspaper to devour.... Embarassed Embarassed Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Wink Wink
VERY good!!! |
| Violet:
Quote: I'll take'm! HER flight number is #4588905... arrival.....2:38 AM......Just to be sure you will recognize her..SHE will be the one with the toilet paper sticking to her back paw, carrying papertowels in her backpack, with (shredded) dollar bills hanging off her collar.[/b]..........wandering around aimlessly looking for a newspaper to devour.... _________________ Val.....Pearl.......Cosmo.......and Heart I'll head for the airport now!!! I'm getting Heart for Christmas! woo hoo! |
| As long as the credit cards are intact you will be fine. Seems to me I remember her eating those too. |
| On the subject of dogs eating credit cards...
Our first sheepie chewed up my hubby's wallet when he was young. The wallet was toast, but most of the cards survived, except the debit card. My husband called the bank to ask for a reissue (and, thinking back, I believe the Visa bought the farm too). The woman on the other end would NOT believe him that the dog ate them. In fact, she kept trying to get him to tell the truth, assuring him that, no matter what had happened, they would give him another. Finally he gave up and said, okay, I was drunk and I backed my truck over my wallet. THAT she believed. Sheesh! And, neither of us drink so it's even better a story. |
traciels28 wrote: Finally he gave up and said, okay, I was drunk and I backed my truck over my wallet.
THAT she believed. Sheesh!. Clearly someone who has never lived with a dog...
Kristine |
| I am sorry Val, I have to laugh
I know Finn will be able to reach the paper towels soon!
I still have to keep the TP in the drawer! |
Syd has hijacked Santas sleigh, he wants to join in the fun with Heart, Hmmmm two sheepies for sale 
He just pooed out a towel tag, says on it, wash before use.
Paper is fair game |
 For my post 1000
(I feel like David Letterman! )
Finn brought me the TP tonight to write a note to Heart....I believe he was asking for a pen!
(sometimes I forget to put it up!) Heart and Finn will always have alot in common I am afraid! 
Love em!!!! (oops I missed 1000) |
| Nigel ate my husbands wallet too...Heart is not alone...he is her evil twin. |
| Last year I discovered Charlie has peculiar Christmas behavioral fascination with the traditional nativity scene. It was before Toby came along and because both dogs are under quarantine this year I will not know whether he still holds such strongly held beliefs until next season.
Charlie used to accompany me in the front yard. Last year one of my neighbors bought one of those cheap, plastic nativity scenes to set up on his front lawn. You know, Mary, Joseph, a baby in a manger, three wise men and assorted shepherds, lambs and such. One day out in front, Charlie spied the unusual gathering and headed over to investigate. Giving it a once over he moved in, targeting Joseph and made off with him, figuring, I guess, that Joseph was essentially superfluous to the central religious point. Joseph got dumped nearby in the creek that runs in the neighborhood. Charlie wasn't though, however. Next he took out the shepherd and his plastic lamb and then came back for the trio of wisemen, knocking two of then over. At his point I figured he had done enough damage to the Christmas spirit and called him back. The nativity had by now been reduced to the essential elements of the virgin Mary and child along with a single, lonely wise man. It's funny, but Charlie never once touched Mary or the baby Jesus but as he returned, he looked hard at that last wise man. |
| ROTFLMAO!!!!! |
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ROTFL that last wise man just got verrrry lucky... always next year |
These sheepies are such clowns!! I just have to say Val, that you know it is a true sheepie lover who comes home to this mess and instead of cleaning up, grabs a camera.  We must all be a little insane. |
Beaureguard's Mom wrote: These sheepies are such clowns!! I just have to say Val, that you know it is a true sheepie lover who comes home to this mess and instead of cleaning up, grabs a camera.
We must all be a little insane. OM...GOODNESSS!!!!!! You are sooo right...Tammy.... I never thought of it!!! ..............INSANE????????meeeEEEEEeeee??????? |
Quote: Beaureguard's Mom wrote:
These sheepies are such clowns!! I just have to say Val, that you know it is a true sheepie lover who comes home to this mess and instead of cleaning up, grabs a camera. Twitchy We must all be a little insane. Laughing Twitchy OM...GOODNESSS!!!!!! You are sooo right...Tammy.... I'm with you both. I have often wondered whether I'm a masochist or just plain loopy when I run for the camera and laugh at the disasters my two have created. Well I didnt run for the camera and laugh when Tig ate the 2 mobile phones but we needed those and they cost a lot to replace. I did just when I recovered from the horror though. |
| Girls like beeing busy!!!
Natural talented is what they are.....uuaaeeeh.
Two mobilephones......then it is no fun anymore. |
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