How long will you live?
I recently chose to ask my new doctor this question. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90 or more?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?' 'No,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either.' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' I said, 'No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing, skiing, or relaxing on the beach?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, participate in extreme sports, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.' Then he looked at me and asked, 'Then why bother to live to 90 or more?' |
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 Passing that one on to friends, love it.   |
| Alternate ending:
Well, you may not live to be 90, but it will sure seem that long.  |
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| A very wise doctor. |
| I printed this off and took it to work today. Everyone who read it got a laugh! |
| Thats definately one to pass on...
Thanks |
| Hey you know... doctor is right! |
| see i do it all so i guess i will live to 90 ha thanks for sharing |
| ha!
i fell for that hook, line, and sinker! |
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