Do your ears hang low?
courtesy of, believe it or not, the National Institutes of Health website (nih.gov) First Version: Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low? Do your ears hang high? Do they reach up to the sky? Do they droop when they are wet? Do they stiffen when they're dry? Can you semaphore your neighbour with a minimum of labour? Do your ears hang high? Do your ears flip-flop? Can you use them for a mop? Are they stringy at the bottom? Are they curly at the top? Can you use them for a swatter? Can you use them for a blotter? Do your ears flip-flop? Do your ears hang out? Can you waggle them about? Can you flip them up and down as you fly around the town? Can you shut them up for sure when you hear an awful bore? Do your ears hang out? Second Version: Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Do your ears hang low? Does your tongue hang down? Does it flop all around? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it o'er your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Does your tongue hang down? Does your nose hang low? Does it wiggle to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it o'er your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Does your nose hang low? Do your eyes pop out? Do they bounce all about? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Do your eyes pop out? Do your eyeballs droop do they wobble in your soup can you tie them in a loop can you wind them on a hoop do your eyeballs droop! The following verses are copyright 1998 by Lawrence, Ann, Benjamin, and Katherine Sulky: Do your ears stretch wide? Do they reach from side to side? Can you use them as a parachute or wings that let you glide? Can you cast a cooling shadow over most of Colorado? Do your ears stretch wide? Are your ears too big? Are they heavy as a pig? Do they bruise your cerebellum when you dance an Irish jig? Can they function as the anchors for a fleet of oil tankers? Are your ears too big? Are your ears real small? Barely visible at all? Do they look just like two peanuts stuck onto a bowling ball? Can you store them in a thimble when you're feeling rather nimble? Are your ears real small? Are your ears quite clean? Do they have a lovely sheen? Did you harvest all the vegetables that grow down in between? Did you wash out all the soil after all your farming toil? Are your ears quite clean? Are your ears so thin? Do the breezes make 'em spin? Can you shine a light right through them like the finest onionskin? Can you wrap up a salami? Do they fold like origami? Are your ears so thin? |
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| And STILL-- no reference to Boobs (Darcy's or anyone elses) hanging low, or wobbling to and fro.
Thank you for this post Ron. I am laughing so hard I am crying. I needed that.  |
| I haven't thought of that song in years!! How funny! I'm sitting here singing it to Connor and he's laughing his head off. |
| this is tooooooooo toooo funny. Several years ago I was an assistant camp director, we were at a boyscout camp with over 150 girls. Every morning we would have flag ceremony and each group would have to come up with a cheer or song. Well the cots were all sagging and in the middle of the night the camp director and I woke up and came up with a song to the tune of do you ears hang low.
LOL it went something like this. Does your butt hang low does it wiggle to and fro. does butt hit the ground everytime you roll around do you have a spring in your back do you have a crick in your neck? do you wake up feeling like heck Does you butt hang low. Now the funniest part was we carried a cot to flag ceremony and the camp director was a little over weight and her butt actually did touch the ground when she would roll over so picture a heavy set lady on a boy scout cot flopping around while all the girls in our group sang this song. IT WAS HYSTERICAL. I thought I would pee my pants THere was more to this song which I cant remember but ohhh so funny. AHHHH memories LOL |
| Alright, this is just plain bizarre. This morning I was dressing my youngest child and I sang this song (the original) to him. After I chuckled to myself, "Huh, wonder how long it's been since I even thought about this song...".
Now you post this. WEIRD! (I got the b-day card version w/boobs once. Hilarious!) |
| Ron...what even makes you think of this stuff??????????????????? |
| Not me! There was a thread about what songs are stuck in your head right now, and the "Members Only" post about someone's boobs and this song was mentioned in there. Replacing "ears" with "boobs"..... |
just to remind everyone.....NOTHING hangs low on ME any more!  |
| I get the points you are making. |
Ron wrote: I get the points you are making.
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Ron wrote: I get the points you are making.
like these? http://www.enchanted-oldiesvintage.com/ ... ra%202.JPG |
Darcy wrote: Ron wrote: I get the points you are making. like these? http://www.enchanted-oldiesvintage.com/ ... ra%202.JPG LOL!!! Wow- now these are pert! |
| That bra was apparently very expensive!
Seems to have cost her an arm, maybe a leg! |
Ron wrote: That bra was apparently very expensive!
Seems to have cost her an arm, maybe a leg! i cant say anything else! |
| where oh where does he get it??? |
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