Dang, one more thing to worry about
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/725674463.html |
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| i found it amusing - sorry |
me too  It apparently is serious though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't have to worry much , I'll likely get left behind for being a bad person whe/if the Rapture happens so I'll be able to take care of Tasker and Ty  |
| LOL. I never even thought of that as a service! Ill be here, too. I wonder if the guy needs a partner? |
ButtersStotch wrote: LOL. I never even thought of that as a service! Ill be here, too. I wonder if the guy needs a partner?
I think they need regional franchises  |
ButtersStotch wrote: LOL. I never even thought of that as a service! Ill be here, too. I wonder if the guy needs a partner?
Does that mean you plan to be left behind with the rest of us heathens??? |
since when has Jesus and God become pet haters???????  |
| This seems like a totally brilliant idea!! He should start charging for franchise rights. |
Darcy wrote: since when has Jesus and God become pet haters???????
Everyone knows that pets are agnostics. Well, except birds. They're Presbyterians. |
OMG, how hysterical is that!!  I like where he says for a $50 deposit, he will take care of your pets. Yeah - and how is he planning on collecting the rest, if everyone is in heaven???
Oy. |
| Well, all of your possessions will still be around. He'd have free run of your house and cars too. |
| my question is this....if he/she is truely an athiest, then how does he know which parts of the bible to quote and he seems to know too much about the rapture..lol...
that makes so much sense about the birds now....thanks jill for that clearification!
i wish we could find out how many people fall for it..... side note....besides EVERYONE knows that your pets go with you... |
| Hey, I'm still going to be around too. Let's schedule a Sheepie meet and greet. We won't have to worry about travel being a pain, traffic should be thin. |
| I don't want to go to heaven if the boys can't come with me |
Tasker's Mom wrote: I don't want to go to heaven if the boys can't come with me
im going for sure, because i cant stand chaos....i need to go somewhere neat and orderly.... panda is coming with me even if i have to hide her under my wings  |
| Your wings, huh? You've got awfully lofty hopes... |
| A lot of atheists are well versed in theology. They just still choose to reject a belief in any higher power. I don't have a problem with that: my faith tells me that the choice must be freely made by everyone. |
Darcy wrote: my question is this....if he/she is truely an athiest, then how does he know which parts of the bible to quote and he seems to know too much about the rapture..lol...
I am not sure you can be a true atheist without knowing all the fairy tales -  |
| If he really is an aetheist, why does he believe that the rapture is going to happen? If he says there is no God, who's coming to take everyone away? Maybe aliens? |
Maxmm wrote: If he really is an aetheist, why does he believe that the rapture is going to happen?
I assume that is why he is only taking deposits. My take was he didn't believe it was going to happen - sort of like bombshelter salesmen. sorry before your time |
kerry wrote: Maxmm wrote: If he really is an aetheist, why does he believe that the rapture is going to happen? I assume that is why he is only taking deposits. My take was he didn't believe it was going to happen - sort of like bombshelter salesmen. sorry before your time hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! |
ButtersStotch wrote: Your wings, huh? You've got awfully lofty hopes...
lol.....nothin' like the power of positive thinking.......  |
| Oh Brother.... |
| ROTFLMAO!!! This whole thread is hysterical...no I know why my parrots were so odd. I am not going anywhere without sheepies. My dogs will be Jewish with me, so, the chosen ones. |
| No Way. I'm gonna baptize Barney and Maggie - why not? They're as good as angels anyway. |
| Well, I wonder how much money he will actually get? Scammers are nothing if not creative! |
| Dh says: Shades of PT Barnum here. "There's a sucker born every minute". |
Tasker's Mom wrote: ButtersStotch wrote: LOL. I never even thought of that as a service! Ill be here, too. I wonder if the guy needs a partner? Does that mean you plan to be left behind with the rest of us heathens??? Wow. I can't figure out whether this person is really predatory or really deranged. Either way, I found it funny. I'll be here too. At least we'll all have company. Sure will miss Darcy, though |
Bailey's Mom wrote: Tasker's Mom wrote: ButtersStotch wrote: LOL. I never even thought of that as a service! Ill be here, too. I wonder if the guy needs a partner? Does that mean you plan to be left behind with the rest of us heathens??? Wow. I can't figure out whether this person is really predatory or really deranged. Either way, I found it funny. I'll be here too. At least we'll all have company. Sure will miss Darcy, though ill come visit you....panda can tease the heck out of bailey with her own set of wings.... |
| What a genius! But, just because you are all my sheepie friends I will ONLY charge $35; send your money to me and I will throw in a prayer. And do not think for one minute I am doing it for the money, it is only to protect your sweet sheeps. |
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I sense a bidding war coming on! |
| I sense a diagnosis coming on....(for the Craigs list poster) |
| So a man dies and goes to heaven...when he gets there, his faithful dog runs to greet him. After a joyious reunion, they head down a long path.
Off in the distance they see shining pearly gates gilded with gold. Feeling quite thirsty the man approaches and asks if he can come in. The answer comes from inside that indeed he can come in and have whatever he desires, but dogs aren't allowed in heaven. The man looks down at his companion and keeps going down the road. Soon he comes to a rickity gate. Again he asks if he can come in, someone says sure. He asks if they have any water. Someone says sure. Again he asks, "may my dog have some too?" The voice answers "of course". The man asks: "Where am I?" "In Heaven." replies the voice. "But," the man says, "what about the pearly gates back there?" The voice answers: "Oh, that's hell". The man confused asks: "Don't you get upset about them tricking people?" And the voice says: "No, It weeds out the ones that would leave their best friends behind". Brenda |
Tasker's Mom wrote: ....I sense a bidding war coming on!
I'd do it for free, BUT I won't be here.  |
mouthypf wrote: Tasker's Mom wrote: ....I sense a bidding war coming on! I'd do it for free, BUT I won't be here. 
You were the first person I thought of Pam but I knew you would be gone |
Brenda wrote: The man asks: "Where am I?"
"In Heaven." replies the voice. "But," the man says, "what about the pearly gates back there?" The voice answers: "Oh, that's hell". The man confused asks: "Don't you get upset about them tricking people?" And the voice says: "No, It weeds out the ones that would leave their best friends behind". Brenda Brenda, I have always loved that story! |
Tasker's Mom wrote: mouthypf wrote: Tasker's Mom wrote: ....I sense a bidding war coming on! ....I'd do it for free, BUT I won't be here. You were the first person I thought of Pam but I knew you would be gone Ahhhhh. I hope we all go!!! There will be even more evil on Earth then, than there is now. Its hard to image such horror.
If anyone wants more information on how to receive the Lord's free gift of salvation, you can send me a personal message. There are many others here that can also give you that information. God bless. |
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