Designer Dog "ad"
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=218&ad=3042604&cat=105&lpid= Quote: $1,000,00000 Designer Mongrel South Weber, UT 84405 - Apr 9, 2008 Hi there. I want to rip you off. That's right. I want to sell you a common mongrel. But I am smart. I am calling him a 'designer pup' and asking lots and lots of money for him! I will declare that he will be cute, non-shedding and tiny, even though I have no idea what he will look like. I mean, his mom is real small, and his dad real cute. So, please pay me oodles for my mutt. I mean, I made him breeding two breeds with no temperamental or functional relation to each other. He should be fine, right? Maltese are bred for companionship, poodles for water sport. No conflict here. Pugs? Great lap dogs. Beagles? Great hunters. The combo? Who knows? Who cares? I sure don't! And for God's sake, don't go to the pound and pick out a mongrel of your own for a simple adoption fee. You want MY mongrel. He's expensive, so he must be special! |
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| LOVE IT!!!! Thanks for the giggle!!!!!! |
Good one!  |
Quote: $1,000,00000
Designer Mongrel South Weber, UT 84405 - Apr 9, 2008 Hi there. I want to rip you off. That's right. I want to sell you a common mongrel. But I am smart. I am calling him a 'designer pup' and asking lots and lots of money for him! I will declare that he will be cute, non-shedding and tiny, even though I have no idea what he will look like. I mean, his mom is real small, and his dad real cute. So, please pay me oodles for my mutt. I mean, I made him breeding two breeds with no temperamental or functional relation to each other. He should be fine, right? Maltese are bred for companionship, poodles for water sport. No conflict here. Pugs? Great lap dogs. Beagles? Great hunters. The combo? Who knows? Who cares? I sure don't! And for God's sake, don't go to the pound and pick out a mongrel of your own for a simple adoption fee. You want MY mongrel. He's expensive, so he must be special! This is hilarious! I had to copy the text of the ad just in case it got pulled. It's too funny to miss...though it's not quite the same without the picture! Thanks for sharing. Tasha (MissingMurphy) |
Anonymous wrote: ...though it's not quite the same without the picture! Yes, my sincere apologies to any Chinese Crested lovers out there for the picture associated with this ad - but just when you thought a dog couldn't get any dorkier looking... |
| Is that dog healthy looking? I was worried about posting the pic since it seemed (to me) to be missing part of it's lower jaw. Or something. |
| Looks to me (because of the nekkid body) a Chinese Crested with a really bad hairdo caught with a really goofy expression, tongue hanging out to the side. Dunno for sure though. If that's not it though, you gotta be right that there is something seriously wrong with it. |
| It's usually a Chinese Crested that wins the ugliest dog contest...and no teeth makes the tongue hang out. |
I've had several "Designer Dogs" from the local humane society over the past years. Only paid $50 for each of them. Ha. Ha. Ha  |
Very very funny!! |
So true ridiculous what people pay for a so called designer dog. Give it a fancy name and charge heaps for it  |
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