Things husbands say. Ron, read and learn!
I am in my upper 50's. They had a pic of a woman 48 and I thought she looked older. I said to my husband..."Doesn't she look older than me?" His reply..."Honey, you look young enough!" If I had a fry pan near by...well...I won't be writing this, cuz he would have been in the emergency room!!!! |
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| He thought he had a safe answer, poor guy just doesn't understand. All he had to say was, "Honey, you look 20 years younger than the number on your driver's license." |
| Hell! He shoulda say, "Yes! She looks MUCH older!!!" AARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They never learn! |
SheepieBoss wrote: He thought he had a safe answer, poor guy just doesn't understand. All he had to say was, "Honey, you look 20 years younger than the number on your driver's license." 20 years younger than her age, 20 years younger than the year she was born, or (worse yet) 20 years younger than her Social Security number?  |
| Oh Ron...you have so much to learn... Have Joan call me! |
| She's always told me how beautiful her mother was, so I think the last thing I told Joan on this subject was that she is now the same age as her mother was when I met her and how much she looked like her mother.
After her reply, I told her: "I am no longer limber enough to accomplish that." |
I think we have to accept the fact that men will never learn.  |
Ron wrote: She's always told me how beautiful her mother was, so I think the last thing I told Joan on this subject was that she is now the same age as her mother was when I met her and how much she looked like her mother.
After her reply, I told her: "I am no longer limber enough to accomplish that." Oh my, what a visual that brings to mind ROFL |
OMG Ron, now I have to clean my screen AGAIN  |
| Was that wrong of me? |
Yes, you should have least tried  |
| Deborah, living with Charlie I'm not surprised by what men say...here is one of my favorite stories with him.
It was back on his graduation day when he got his MBA. His family (mom, dad, aunt & uncle) flew to town. We were standing in a circle when Charlie's favorite professor walked in between him and I. So, Charlie said: "Oh, Professor 'Whatsyourname' please let me introduce you to my family; my mom, my dad, my uncle and my aunt."  Yes, and WHAT ABOUT ME????  I didn't know if I should cry, laugh, punch him or just walk off but than I turned to his professor and said: "And I am his wife but he doesn't seem to remember that!"
Charlie's reaction was: "Oh, baby I love you so much that I feel that we are ONE person!" Me: "Bla-bla-bla" |
One person? Charlie is one smooth talker  |
| Yeap, he is. Tell me about it. I could right a book about his "logic". |
| well, i have a story too!!
while brian and i were dating, he took me to resturaunts that i loved, which included sushi..... a few months after we were married, i came home from work and B says.."lets go out for dinner.." I reply " oh sushi, we havent had that in a while..." he has an odd look on his face, then says..."I hate that shite..' What 
then he looks at me with an impish male stupid look and say... "babe, you were dating my REPRESENTITIVE, now youre married to the real me...." great, just great.....found a whole other lotta food he ''hates'' now too! men! |
| That's pretty bad, Darcy.
It is sad that as soon as they say "I Do" they don't. It works both ways, too. |
| Yeah...my SO has decided he no longer paints fingernails. I needed his help making a repair not long after we started dating. He reluctantly agreed. When I asked for the same help the other night, he told me the "new" has worn off now, he doesn't do nails. |
| OK, my hubby would have been flattened if he ever suggested he thought of us as one person. I am my own person, thank you very much and my hubby is smart enough never to suggest otherwise. To anybody. Ever. Even if he's kidding. And out of reach. Or throwing range.
On the other hand, when I was immensely pregnant with our second child, one night he asked me to roll over because the baby was kicking too much and keeping him awake. This was a request that was never repeated again. |
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tgir wrote: On the other hand, when I was immensely pregnant with our second child, one night he asked me to roll over because the baby was kicking too much and keeping him awake. This was a request that was never repeated again.
MY CHIN IS ON THE DESK! My husband did this too. I nearly killed him! He had his hand over me....baby is in there going all Muhammad Ali on my guts, and he rolls over totally exasperated and says, "UUUUUUUUGGGGGH". I said, "REALLY, were we keeping you up, dear????"  And then I kicked his not pregnant butt to the sofa. Oh and this was our THIRD child. What a moron having not learned better than that, eh? Bonehead. |
| For the fear of being murdered I admit you ladies are hard for men to understand. for example we were on a motorway going to a show and my wife said "oh there is a petrol station" I replied "yes" and drove on, the next thing she asked me why I had not pulled in and I asked why and my wife said "because I was wanting to go to the rest room". Ladies how are men supposed to know what you are thinking if you do not tell us. We are not mind readers and we cannot decipher Womens logic!!! |
rdf wrote: tgir wrote: On the other hand, when I was immensely pregnant with our second child, one night he asked me to roll over because the baby was kicking too much and keeping him awake. This was a request that was never repeated again. MY CHIN IS ON THE DESK! My husband did this too. I nearly killed him! He had his hand over me....baby is in there going all Muhammad Ali on my guts, and he rolls over totally exasperated and says, "UUUUUUUUGGGGGH". I said, "REALLY, were we keeping you up, dear????" And then I kicked his not pregnant butt to the sofa. Oh and this was our THIRD child. What a moron having not learned better than that, eh? Bonehead.When I was pregnant with my first, my waters broke in the middle of the night, I woke him to tell him.he rolled over and said: ' are you sure you haven't wet yourself' !!!!! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU SAY!!! He made the excuse that he was still half asleep, but he was in big trouble for that! I bet none of you can top that! |
Quote: Charlie's reaction was: "Oh, baby I love you so much that I feel that we are ONE person!" Me: "Bla-bla-bla" Quote: I could right a book about his "logic".
LOL. My bf has the same 'we are ONE person' logic. |
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