No idea about what he is talking about
He goes over to the shepherd and makes him an offer: The young man says Sir if I can tell you how many sheep you have grazing here will you give me one. The shepherd thinks this over for a moment and mumbles: Yes why not. The young man takes out his cell phone calls up a GPS system, he then with help of the system scans the area, transfers the data to an excel sheet on his notebook converts all the information available and finally prints out a 95 page report which he proudly presents to the Shepherd. He can tell the shepherd that he has is looking after 167 sheep. The shepherd looks at him a little puzzled but agrees with the young man and tells him to pick out one of the sheep, this he does and lifts it into the sports car. After a moment or two the shepherd asks the young man if he can guess his profession can he have the sheep back, the young man replies of coarse, the shepherd then ponders for a moment and says you are a managerial consultant, the young man is be-wondered and replies that this correct and asks the shepherd how he manage to guess this. The shepherd replies Firstly, you came here although no one called for your assistance. Secondly, after all the trouble you have taken all you could tell me was something that I already knew. and Thirdly, you have absolutely no idea about my profession, or about what you are talking about. Now give me my Bobtail back. 
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| I like it....I like it a -lot.. that was good. |
| how true!!! |
| made me laugh after a frustrating day. Thanks! |
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