Late one foggy night...Happy Halloween
when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run like his butt was on fire, toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, (hopefully you're really ready for this!!!) The coffin stops! Diane  |
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| BOO HISSSS. |
| oh my god that was good but bad |
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Oh man...that was bad!  |
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| NEVER saw it coming........................ |
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| Ugh! (that was really funny)! Boo! |
| Ron will love this joke! (And I thought it was pretty funny too) |
| I liked it - I even sent it to my co-workers! |
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| Very bad.....
I had tried to respond earlier, but my computer locked up. Ugghhhh! |
That was dumb! (I'm just mad because I didn't see that coming  )
It was pretty funny though.  |
| Ron knew that joke.
Ron knew the punchline, give or take. Actually Ron knows that joke in a slight variation. One of Ron's favorite jokes, as a matter of fact. |
| somehow, I am not surprised...... |
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