Some Humor
MY RESUME 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - - - mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, one day I just left - - - It was too exhausting. 5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but no matter which way I sliced it - - - I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I realized I just wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I just didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried so hard, but I just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but soon discovered - - - I couldn't live on my net income. 11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, alas - - - they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally landed a job as a Historian - it was great for a while - - - then I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit - - - it was always the same old grind. 15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! |
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| Very good! |
Great post for a FRIDAY with a Monday holiday......  |
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Retirement IS wonderful! Makes up for all the "parts" (body) that are falling apart.  Plus, more time for sheepies! |
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