TAKE THAT, HENNY YOUNGMAN
> You have the two choices in life: You can stay single and be >miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. > > At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing >your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Yes, I am. I married the wrong >man." > > A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine." > > When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. > > A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. > > A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get >married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." > > Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son." > > Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late." > > Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. > > If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every >word you say, talk in your sleep. > > Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life >thinking they had no faults at all. > > First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's >still alive." > > Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex. |
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 ehehheheheheheheheheheehhehehhe too funny |
Funnnnny!  |
| Take my wife. Please!
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. |
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Paula O. wrote: Take my wife. Please!
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. And don't forget to tip your waiter. |
Good ones, Deb!  |
| Great ones....!
President Clinton got off Marine One on the Whitehouse lawn, just returning from Arkansas. He was carrying a baby razorback pig who squirmed, escaped and started running around the lawn squealing. The Marine Guard immediately gave chase and rapidly and efficiently captured the pig and returned it to the President. Appreciating the effort, the President took the pig and said to the Marine "Thank you for returning my pig. I got it for Hillary; what do you think." "Good trade sir." OK it's old, but I reworded it. |
| ROTFL I loved it. I have to copy it and send it to friends. That was sooooooooooooogreat I read it to hubby lol |
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